Dancin' To Death Darth: The Vader Disco Ball

Darth Vader, best known for having his mask removed by his son in Return of the Jedi and looking like a horribly peeled hard-boiled egg underneath, is now a disco ball. Well, his mask is anyway. Spotted at an unknown club, Darth will have you shaking your money-maker quicker than you can ask why, despite there being tons of people around, you always find yourself dancing Han Solo. Hint: It's because you're the world's galaxy's worst dancer. It's true, one time I even tried bribing Chewie to dance with you and he just grunted and put his head back under the Jäger machine.

the darth vader disco ball: dancin' to the dark side [technabob]

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