Mar 9 2010Demon-Spawn, Burn It With Fire!: Woman Has 3-Inch Horn Growing Out Of Her Damn Head

Rouse the villages, tell them to bring torches!
A 101-year-old woman in China has baffled doctors after growing a huge goat-like horn on her forehead.
"[At first] we didn't pay too much attention to it," said Mrs Zhang's youngest son Zhang Guozheng.Cutaneous horns are made up of keratin -- the protein found in fingernails -- and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight.
"Now something is also growing on the right side of her forehead -- it's quite possible that it's another horn."
Dude if she grows a horn on the other side there's no way in hell(!) you can tell me she's not demon-spawn. Shoot, even with just the one I'm convinced. Now, start collecting dry branches.
Hit the jump for two more shots, at least of which kinda looks like a bad pickle.


Woman grows 6cm horn on forehead [9news]
Thanks to Ross, who, NO YOU CAN'T KEEP THE HORN AFTERWARD, WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! It's mine.

Reader Comments
1. Slaedden - March 9, 2010 12:28 PM
ololol first
2. Closet Nerd - March 9, 2010 12:30 PM
That is one horny old bitch.... talk about a cougar... or maybe a rhino
3. lolgringos - March 9, 2010 12:31 PM
god if she were mexican she would be the devil
4. fluffyabortion - March 9, 2010 12:32 PM
so if its like fingernail can some one chew on it ? or can she use toenail clippers on it?
5. Vik Designs - March 9, 2010 12:34 PM
Thats gross..
6. MehbluKitteh:3 - March 9, 2010 12:35 PM
It has begun...
7. Timbo - March 9, 2010 12:37 PM
It never fails...GW ALWAYS has the grossest post' at lunchtime...
8. Richard McBeef - March 9, 2010 12:39 PM
That's seriously fucking radical. Should kill it with fire though.
9. JJDeal - March 9, 2010 12:44 PM
Fire.
10. MasterBates - March 9, 2010 12:46 PM
She's kinda cute for a 101 yo...
11. Ollie Williams - March 9, 2010 12:50 PM
God I hope the other one grows in before she dies.
12. JP - March 9, 2010 12:53 PM
Must be 'shopped surely? I'm no biologist, but I don't see how this could happen, unless it's a bunch of badass mole hairs clumped together - chewy.
13. Hi - March 9, 2010 12:54 PM
I saw this like 3 months ago.
14. stcroixtori - March 9, 2010 12:56 PM
Holy F she needs to take care of that.
15. Zach - March 9, 2010 12:57 PM
She turned me into a newt! Burn her!!
16. JFreezy - March 9, 2010 12:59 PM
HOLY CRAP! I think she's eating a person in that last pic! THE END IS NIGH!!
17. STOMPY - March 9, 2010 12:59 PM
thanks GW for haunting my dreams tonight with thta picture
18. mike - March 9, 2010 1:00 PM
I threw up all over my keyboard just now
19. -Lmega5- - March 9, 2010 1:00 PM
figures that this happened in china...china is ALWAYS getting weird stuff.
20. ThatGuy - March 9, 2010 1:04 PM
GW I skipped my last period to come read your blog and you horrify me with this old bat? For shame GW!
21. Pat - March 9, 2010 1:09 PM
Complete Photoshop job...
Ah, hell. Where's Daisy when we need her?
22. Clint - March 9, 2010 1:13 PM
@1
Like my mother used to say, if you can't say something that isn't "first," STFU and GTFO. Wait a minute...
23. hellbringer - March 9, 2010 1:15 PM
yea, go f-yourself tongue girl, this babe is fo' real!
24. Rude - March 9, 2010 1:19 PM
"...and are typically seen in elderly people who have had prolonged exposure to sunlight."
Typically? This is somehow typical?!
"Oh, no big deal... she was probably just out in the sun quite a bit."
I'm pretty sure you could leave my grandma out in the sun for a few years, and she still wouldn't sprout FUCKING HORNS! Mostly because she's dead... but still.
25. Milkman - March 9, 2010 1:20 PM
It's the end of days, Hellgrandma is here, and I want to vomit
26. et - March 9, 2010 1:28 PM
:::::::::::::: She really makes me horny. Get it ?! ?!! !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
27. Sarah - March 9, 2010 1:32 PM
That gal oughtta be in pictures!
28. lokuzt - March 9, 2010 1:36 PM
And here's the curly version, but being caucassian the dumb woman had it removed: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/lokuzt/hornkd0.jpg
29. Di$hy D (gal with horns) - March 9, 2010 1:37 PM
... when she was younger ...
30. CharlO - March 9, 2010 1:39 PM
@ Man! If she was mexican she'll be "El diablo" Xd
Nevertheless, have you seen she chewing meat? Definitly a goat that've been shaved a little.
31. hilaryiwantyou - March 9, 2010 1:42 PM
She'll be the one that the robots let live....
32. Naota - March 9, 2010 1:52 PM
Furi Kuri!
33. demon sensation - March 9, 2010 1:53 PM
ZOMFG thats sick I WANT!
34. suomynonA - March 9, 2010 1:58 PM
@6
+
@16
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@31
35. suomynonA - March 9, 2010 2:01 PM
I bet she gets all the candy at halloween. ;)
36. Cyn - March 9, 2010 2:04 PM
HOT.
I want some damn horns! too bad I'm not often exposed to sunlight...
37. Durand - March 9, 2010 2:18 PM
@20
You skipped your last period? I hope to see that baby in nine months then. I was told I'd be the Godfather. You made me an offer I couldn't refuse.
38. Myshel - March 9, 2010 2:24 PM
Ewwww!! is this real?
damnnnnn!!
Burn it!!!
39. Myshel - March 9, 2010 2:25 PM
@26
lolz...
40. TripNine - March 9, 2010 3:20 PM
Dude I fucking want some horns
41. naas - March 9, 2010 3:31 PM
that's a fucking horn
42. witchyone8180 - March 9, 2010 3:36 PM
@12 There are lots of documented cases of this happening all over the world. It's not a photo trick.
My question is why didn't she get it removed when it first started, and why doesn't she do something about the new one thats obviously already started. Livestock supply stores sell a powder used to burn the horns off baby goats. She could just get some of that.
43. ShamWOW! - March 9, 2010 3:36 PM
@28
Oh lord...
44. Closet Nerd - March 9, 2010 3:37 PM
I wanna suck on her horn..... just sayin
nah, i'm just kidding.... i wanna nibble on it
45. easily loop youtube videos - March 9, 2010 4:44 PM
Comon a horn is quite a sexy devil thingy! If she only were 80 years younger....
Maybe I get one too, If I eat raw flesh like she does... I'll start right now!!
nom nom nom!!
46. ubflamed - March 9, 2010 4:45 PM
If you're a guy, you go blind. If you are a girl, you grow horns.
47. neatgirl - March 9, 2010 4:46 PM
someone's been having a little too much fun with Photoshop.
48. Closet Nerd - March 9, 2010 4:48 PM
In the first picture, it looks like she has a HUGE booger on her lower lip.... just noticing
49. stcroixtori - March 9, 2010 5:33 PM
@28 I totally think im going to go vomit now, thank you
50. Sir Bedevere - March 9, 2010 6:05 PM
@15 A newt?
51. Jason wesker - March 9, 2010 6:18 PM
Man, I can`t wait till her horn shows up on e-Bay I would TOTALY give my mom that for her b-day!
52. Marcie - March 9, 2010 7:42 PM
Ok, so cats are growing wings. Snakes are growing legs. Dragons are real. People are crying blood. A billion year old species of organisms burst from the earth. Freak earthquakes. H1N1.and now a woman actually has horns growing from her forehead. K, I am officially ready for the end of the world. I might as well not pay for another year of college if that degree is going to mean nothing while we all float in bits around in space.
53. Alex - March 9, 2010 7:54 PM
you people are perverted and you know it! sucking on that, and who said she was cute? another creature that has similar disease is a rabbit with Shope papilloma virus.
54. Ickorus - March 9, 2010 7:57 PM
We'll know for certain when she grows a pointed tail.
55. cabbo - March 9, 2010 9:29 PM
@26 Leave humour alone. What did it ever do to you?
56. mahala - March 10, 2010 1:18 AM
fake
57. phil - March 10, 2010 1:47 AM
Rise up all you goats! She's becoming one of you! It looks photo shopped, hard to tell though!
58. Jaded Icon - March 10, 2010 8:00 AM
@ 8
According to christian Cannon trying to kill her with fire wouldn't really work because they live in fire....so...um freeze her with ice?
59. sorkargg - March 10, 2010 8:08 AM
rule 34 please
60. Craig - March 10, 2010 9:23 AM
The end of days is near! Floods, Earthquakes, Famine, Devil Spawn!
OH and @28.....I hate you for that.....
61. Real - March 11, 2010 4:08 AM
Ugly chinese freaks. Too many Cats & Dogs for Breakfast = Freaks!
62. twemmy - March 11, 2010 10:45 AM
MY HORN CAN PIERCE THE SKY.
63. scatze - March 11, 2010 12:48 PM
What a great coat rack she makes.
64. Tucker - March 11, 2010 2:08 PM
Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFt9Zr8iHr4
65. dean - March 11, 2010 3:44 PM
HORNS AT THE READY, FINGERS STEADY!
66. kenneth - March 11, 2010 4:51 PM
you heard the man, shut the fuck up and start collecting those damn dry branches.
67. funny guy - March 11, 2010 5:00 PM
What do you think happens if you devour chicken without washing your claws
68. rupa - March 11, 2010 6:29 PM
Considering how she's asian, I'm tempted to say she's turning into an Oni. x3
69. Laurenzio - March 12, 2010 10:14 AM
I've actually seen people in the UK with random horns and shizzle. I saw one guy with a horn on his EAR. Yeah. Beat that.
70. Pewpew! - March 12, 2010 1:26 PM
EW.
71. broiank - March 12, 2010 7:05 PM
OMG WTF shes f...n saitn!!!!!!!!!!!
72. milo - March 12, 2010 9:27 PM
Aaaaargh! First pic looks like another one sprouting on the other side.
73. anoniem - March 13, 2010 9:53 AM
Hello,
What can she fucking do with it, i don't think she is a devil when she got one horn. She is just eating chicken, like most of us do. I think she is poor. Don't do this rude. Why would you? Do you really think she can make fire whitout a thing in her hands? Do you really believe in that fantasy stuff, than you are an idiot. Leave her.
74. bigfoot - March 14, 2010 2:27 AM
leave her alone you bastards, the woman was born that way, it;s not her fault if she has a spot on her head where concentrated amount of hair are growing and forming a horn like thing. Nobody is laughing if you don;t have a horn, right?.everybody has an imperfection on his/her body but for some is more visible than others.
75. Guy Fawkes - March 14, 2010 5:40 AM
@61
screw that! I say NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!!!!!
76. Frank Froese - March 14, 2010 4:00 PM
It's not Photoshop. This kind of thing can happen, especially in Eastern countries. Look through the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia and you'll find all kinds of stuff like this.
77. satan - March 15, 2010 9:35 AM
epic i wants me some horns wtf y do old people get all the good stuff
78. Danielle LaLonde - March 15, 2010 9:43 AM
There is NO GOD, so how can there be a devil. I believe it is all reasonable scientific evidence that she was prolonged in the sun to much. She is NOT the devil spawn, your out of minds if you believe otherwise...
79. tom morello - March 15, 2010 9:54 AM
BURN IT
80. Mr. Science - March 15, 2010 9:20 PM
Always wash hands with soap and water before eating.
81. Party Dancing Fun - March 15, 2010 10:39 PM
wow! I never see that!!
82. shyam - March 16, 2010 6:49 AM
wow amazing
83. Bilal Bhatti - March 16, 2010 8:18 AM
Wow, her mother must have some relation with male goat :P
84. Debra Morgan - March 16, 2010 7:28 PM
Omg! is it real? or photoshop?
85. Nathan - March 17, 2010 7:41 AM
@64
Nice--just had to through in some racism there.
86. Laudanum - April 9, 2010 5:40 PM
I'd use that for taking people's eyes out.
87. Robert - May 3, 2010 9:26 PM
Well horn and nails are only tightly packed hair cells. It must have started as an ingrown hair and went from there. What no tweezers out there?!
88. Pes - June 18, 2010 9:52 AM
I want horn's like that !!!