Cavities!: 'What Should I Eat?' Candy Chart

NOTE: Full-res version HERE.
The latest in nutritional flow charts (after fast food, beer and breakfast cereal), comes the candy edition. Now I don't know about you, but when I'm hankering for something sweet, there's only one thing that does the trick: candy dots. Kidding, those are by far the shittiest candy ever made. Jesus, it's not even candy -- just mostly ripped paper.
What Should I Eat Candy Edition [topcultured]
Thanks to Drew, who's genuinely pissed the chart claims Whoppers taste like chalk.
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