CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Patrick From Spongebob Squarepants In Real Life

This is what Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants would look like in real life: scary as f***. No wonder the best friend he could score is an overalls clad sponge. I mean, that's a face a mother can't even love. And I don't hold it against her.

Patrick From Spongebob Squarepants IRL [iambored]

Thanks to DrRo, who would still make out with a real-life Sandy Cheeks. That's gross bro, she's a squirrel.

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  April 27, 2010

  NOTE: Full-res shot HERE if you're man enough. I was not. This is what a bunch of Pokémon characters would look like if they weren't designed to appear all friendly and lovable to children. Well I've got news for you, kiddies: REAL MONSTERS AREN'T CUTE. Real monsters are ... / Continue →
• DO NOT WANT: Scrap Metal Alien Queen

  February 28, 2010

  This is a giant Alien queen statue made out of scrap metal. She's scary as hell and will give you the worst kind of STD if you try making love to her: penis tetanus. NO LOCKBALLS FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The recycled sculpture is an assembly of over 4000 individual parts,... / Continue →
• Run Snoopy, Run!: Nightmarish Charlie Brown

  July 16, 2009

  This is a painting of Charlie Brown by artist Tim O'Brien. Scary, no? I'm sorry if you're not gonna be able to sleep tonight, but I live by the mantra "if I had to see, so do you". Sweet dreams! Also, for the hundreds of people who keep sending the "dead body eating robot... / Continue →