But Can You Make It Dance By Jiggling Your Arm?: Guy's Burlesque Stormtrooper Tattoo
Remember the Star Wars burlesque show that went down not too long ago? Well tattoo artist Bryce Nadeau was so impressed by the artistic expression he got his roommate drunk and tattooed him with a commemorative dancing stormtrooper. And that, my friends, is exactly why I'll never live with another tattoo artist. You know how much it costs to get a Bea Arthur portrait lasered off your buttcheeks? More than I had.
Sexy Stormtrooper Burlesque Dancer Immortalized In Tattoo Form [fashionablygeek]
Thanks to UWANTISHOULDCUTU, who suspects dude has pleasured himself to his own arm at least thrice.
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