March 29, 2010

But Can You Huff It?: Edible Gold Spray Paint

Filed Under: drugs and alcohol / drugs are bad / eating / edible / get in me! / gold / huffing / i love shiny thangs! / i want it inside me / mmmm / om nom nom / shiny food / shittin' gold for days shittin' silver for weeks / silver / spraypaint

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Huffing spray paint, as you might very well know, makes my brain all smiley and work more good. And now it comes in edible form! In both gold AND silver -- one color for each nostril! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Selling golden boogies on eBay! Jesus, no, that was not what I was thinking. YES IT WAS GOD YOU KNOW ME ALL TOO WELL.

Give your cooking the Midas touch with edible gold paint [dvice]