Huffing spray paint, as you might very well know, makes my brain all smiley and work more good. And now it comes in edible form! In both gold AND silver -- one color for each nostril! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Selling golden boogies on eBay! Jesus, no, that was not what I was thinking. YES IT WAS GOD YOU KNOW ME ALL TOO WELL.
Give your cooking the Midas touch with edible gold paint [dvice]
Geekologie would be that crack rock, son. GET. IN. MUH. BRAIN.
Internet Vices [patrickmoberg] (with several others)
The Internet, Conveniently Defined Through Drugs and Alcohol [gizmodo]
Thanks to Erik, who thinks Geekologie would be more like heroin but without the with... / Continue →
Finally, after years of watching me struggle with those impossible-to-open packets, Heinz has decided to take my advice and invest in new condiment applicators. Impressive, but I suggested spray cans. Named (and trademarked) the Dip & Squeeze, the new packet-y things offer bo... / Continue →
Like all southerners, Tyrannosaurus Rexes are notorious fried chicken lovers. They eat that shit like the fat kids used to eat my tater-tots at school lunch when I wasn't paying attention. I NEEDED THOSE FOR NUTRITION! Anyway, somebody went and made a 'T-Rex eating a Fried C... / Continue →