Mar 12 2010Arguably The Best Site On The Internet
Aside from Geekologie and The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association, Lazertits might very well be the best site to ever hit the web -- and my retinas. HAPPY EYES!
For centuries the female bosom has been wrongfully held in the prison of maternal duty and frat boy motor-boating. The time has come to blow the cell doors open for breasts! Howl for hooters! Terrorize for tits! Bomb for boobs! LAZERTITS looks into the past and changes the future one broad at a time. What will YOU say when your kids ask where you were during the revolution? Don't burn your bra, BLAST IT!!!
The site consists entirely of women, with, you guessed it, PEW BOOBS. Unfortunately, because of all the awesomeness the site is probably regarded as NSFW. Actually, it definitely is -- I just spotted a woman with a nonfunctional laser vaj on page two. MEDIC!
NSFW NSFW Lazertits NSFW NSFW
Thanks to Lea C, who is a woman and thus makes my posting this entirely okay. Some would argue even noble.
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Reader Comments
1. Pew³ - March 12, 2010 2:16 PM
BOOBS!!!
PEW PEW PEW!
2. enigma - March 12, 2010 2:17 PM
Definitely noble!
3. Jaja - March 12, 2010 2:23 PM
I'M LIKING THIS!
I SEE THE AMBIGUITY IN IT!
I am willing to pay $infinity to own this site!
4. Dr. Evil - March 12, 2010 2:24 PM
Freakin' lazer beams!
Pew Pew Pew!
oh & Third!!!!
5. Photocopier - March 12, 2010 2:24 PM
AWESOMESAUCE
6. JJDeal - March 12, 2010 2:26 PM
Sweet Lazer Dreams tonight!
7. cyberON - March 12, 2010 2:28 PM
laser beams aside; somebody has an unusually large amount of vintage porn....
8. Brad B - March 12, 2010 3:00 PM
Lazer + Boobies = PewPew Pewbies
9. Goss Jerk (insert ... PEWPEW ... here) - March 12, 2010 3:16 PM
nice **drooling**
10. hehe master - March 12, 2010 3:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwunrXYqg20
disco science!
they got laser pew pew bewbs
11. atheistgirl - March 12, 2010 3:24 PM
Wow!
That's amazing!
I wish I had lazertits.
12. Drew - March 12, 2010 4:08 PM
damn i almost submitted this but i forgot
13. El Jeffe - March 12, 2010 4:09 PM
My lightsaber penis vs. those lasertits any day of the week. I'm a freakin Jedi with this thing!
14. dirtyprojectors - March 12, 2010 4:21 PM
who's the artist who did the original art (before the laser beams) I cant tell.
El******** anybody know?
15. Liquid Tension - March 12, 2010 4:33 PM
Just shoot me plz!
16. Kenji - March 12, 2010 5:29 PM
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!!
17. they're real and they're spectacular - March 12, 2010 8:57 PM
I have some
just look at the name, they really ARE spectacular
18. Di$hy D (boobs) - March 12, 2010 9:50 PM
@18, Lazer love-handles?
19. they're real and they're spectacular - March 12, 2010 11:12 PM
no, I'm reasonably in shape. I'm a dancer, no not an exotic dancer, 'cause then they probably wouldn't be real, would they?it's just a hobby
20. Daddy - March 13, 2010 9:45 PM
A fine ass secretary from the 50's AND LASERS SHOOTING OUT OF THE NIPPLES?????
I'm soooo there!!!!
(just watch where you point those things sweetie, daddy has things to do today!!)
21. royal sneakers - March 14, 2010 8:02 AM
That doesn't make sense, dinosaurs appeared 65 million years ago, how can their bones be older than that? BOOYAH
22. kasandra - March 15, 2010 9:50 AM
thanks so much
23. foooookyoooo - March 15, 2010 11:03 AM
Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation
its a freaking 'S' not a 'Z' you illiterate fools! lazrtits, or laz0rtits i could forgive, but this is just wrong