The cleverly designed Aspiral Clock slowly rotates, moving a little ball further toward the center of the spiral and telling a fairly accurate time all the while. They're handmade in Britain and come in every color imaginable. Unfortunately, the cool comes at a cost. Namely, Â£350 (~$530). I'd rather just be late! Not that kind of late though. Ain't nobody putting a baby in this ass!
Hit the jump for more color options, a video and a link to the product site.
Thanks to TARDISf***er and Allowicious, who tell time the old fashioned way: guessing.