AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH Forked Tongue Girl!!

Different strokes for different folks, you know? And, whether you actually like this mod or not, you've got to admit it's cooler than a harelip. And probably killer at you know what. You do know what I'm talking about, right? Tying cherry stems in knots, silly!

Forked tongue [bitsandpieces]

Thanks to GuamOtoko, who wants his tongue cut into chicken strips.

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