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March 28, 2010 - April 3, 2010 Archives

  • April 3, 2010
    This is a cute geeky chick with lightsaber finger tattoos. Impressive. Just a heads up though: you gotta be careful with those things. Because I used to have one myself. Sent my girlfriend's vajayjay to the emergency room. Picture Thanks to Jessie, who got samurai sword f... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    These $10 radioactive tritium glowing keyrings have probably existed forever and I'm just now finding out about them because I'm a jerk and don't even deserve to be the Geekologie Writer. Completely contained and self-powered Glows continuously for 10 years (even in 10 years ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    You ever projectile vomited a rainbow of partially-masticated Peeps? Then you haven't lived. It's truly a magical feeling. And if you really wanna toss your biscuits, here's some Peepshi made from Peeps, Rice Krispie Treats and Fruit Roll Ups. DELICIOUSO! I'm think I'm gon... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    The Tokyoflash Instant Trend concept can pull tweets and Facebook updates from your phone via Bluetooth connection. What time is it? Who cares, one of my friends is having bowel trouble! Oh -- oh -- join this Facebook group for a $500 Macy's gift card! If you like the desig... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    This is a secret playroom hidden in the back of a wardrobe. But where's the lion? Where's the witch? Where's that creepy pedophilic faun with the umbrella? The home's owner found the old armoire secondhand. He then hired a woodworker to take out the back and install it up a... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Polluted Glasses from Fred were designed to look like little 55-gallon drums with a radiation symbol on the side. $15 nets you two 10oz'ers and they're sure to cause quite the stir at your next party. Kidding, nobody will even notice. Just sayin', one time I drank out of a c... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    3.14 in a mirror spells pie! Black magic! Sorcery! Say -- you think whoever invented pi knew that? Because it sounds like some serious Illuminati shit if you ask me! Suck it Dan Brown, I'm writing this one. Chapter 1 The Illuminati is probably gonna kill me for telling y... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    This is a super-creepy spider made entirely out of LEGO by brickster extraordinaire Doctor Mobius. As you can see, it required about two billion of those little lever pieces to make all the hair. Which, fun fact: did you know you can grow hair anywhere on your body using Roga... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Have you always envisioned a robotic samurai serving your last meal before chopping you to bits and/or burning the flesh from your bones? But I didn't order the slow-roasted death! You're losing your tip fast, mister. Lapassarad Thanaphant, owner of the Hajime restaurant in ... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    Hit THIS BUTTON to see the whole huge-ass graphic. Graphic artist Juan Pablo Bravo (love the name) went and created a chart comparing the various sizes of 100 Pixar characters. Of course the picture above doesn't actually show you anything, so you have to click the link at th... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. Robots, as you should very well know, are heartless killers just waiting for the opportune time to cut off our fresh water supply. And this is one that folds laundry (great tie-in GW!). Slooooooowly. This is a video of the beast folding five p... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    As the week progresses my brain slowly atrophies until Friday, when I can barely even think straight. Gay sex, sex with men, reach arounds! See? This picture did nothing for me. Nerdgasm: Supergirl's Superbewbz [albotas] Thanks to Tulip, who's trying to give Daisy a run fo... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    This is a reproduction of Eleanor Lamb's Big Daddy doll from Bioshock 2. They're available for around $20 and look just like the real thing. Unfortunately, this is one doll that's not suitable for children (NSFC), and only recommended for collectors ages 14+. You know, becaus... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    I'm really proud of that title I came up with. No, no I'm not. But I am the proud parent of a Liberty Middle School honor roll student. No, I'm not that either. But I am a pathological liar. While it's unclear exactly how these things attach to a belt from these pictures, ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Look around. Is there some crumpled paper and an extra pair of laces? Okay, you live in a shoebox. And now there's hope for decorating your cramped little gerbil cage thanks to Land Peel floor foam. Created by Shin Yamashita, a student at the Kyoto Institute of Technology, ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Since I have seven loads of laundry in the wash and all my dresser drawers on the porch air-drying because my roommate thought it would be hilarious to saturate my dresser with his urine, I'm not really in an April Fools' Day mood. My anger and concealed weapon aside, this is ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Somebody, undoubtedly a culinary genius and overweight, went and made a taco out of a pizza. I want one. No, two. I want two -- to go. And a caramel apple empanada. And for the love of God HOLD THE PUBES THIS TIME. Kidding, you know me -- extra pubes. And go ahead and th... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Astronomers at the University of Arizona recently discovered two really old-ass black holes. Interesting, scientists, but maybe you should consider careers in Geriatric ASStronomy (shoot me now, please -- aim to kill). As grimy and unkempt as our present-day universe is tod... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. This is a Pac-Man movie trailer created by Geekologie Reader Andrew and his sketch comedy group/production company Therefore. That's a screenshot of Blinky there. Scary, huh? And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit I screamed like a little gir... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    This smart pill has an integrated microchip and antenna embedded in it so that doctors can monitor if patients are taking their medication. Because apparently that's a problem. But not with me -- one time I even had to get my stomach pumped because I ate a handful of those pi... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    As you may recall, Topeka, Kansas changed its name to Google as part of a bid to become Google's fiber optic network test market. And now Google, being the impish little tricksters that they are, decided to fake-ily change their name to Topeka because it's April Fools' Day and... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Want to play some Chatroulette bingo? Me neither. But maybe you'll get drunk enough this weekend and change your mind. Hey, I won't hold it against you (I get drunk and buy swords on QVC all the time). Anyway, these are Chatroulette bingo cards. Now, get out there and see ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Youtuber Sakanakao went and 8-bit-ized Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon'. This is 'Money', but if that's not your bag you can click the Youtube link and check out the other songs. Or don't, what do I care? I'll only kill you if you don't. Hit the jump for the video and a... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    The Baggy Winecoat is a $58 purse for your wine. It's basically a glorified box and that's a-okay with me because I'll drink out of anything with alcohol in it. Including, and not just limited to: your liver. You think I won't drug you and cut that thing out? I've sold orga... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Bacon and machine guns: these are the pillars on which the great US of A were built upon Trust me, I got a B in college history without even blowjaying the professor (GTA's don't count). And finally, somebody has combined America's love of firearms and fatty pork INTO A WAY T... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off green, gradually turning paler as they ripen. When the fruit is sweet and juicy enough to eat, the ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    KegStools are $100 conversion kits that turn a keg (that you supply) into a barstool. At first I thought that by repeatedly sitting and standing you were pumping the keg, but the kit actually renders the keg untappable, making it the saddest thing I've ever seen. I don't want... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump. The pCubee isn't just poorly named, it's a "perspective-corrected handheld cubic display". Well look at you and your fancy terminology! I'm a devilishly dapper purveyor of fine interwebs. WELL I AM! The pCubee is a cube that fits right in you... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than a giant D-20 soap on a rope? Plus no more prison shower sex! Kidding, kidding, still plenty of prison shower sex. Anyway, Ets... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    LEGOlier Annie Diment went and made a badass Yosemite Sam entirely out of LEGO bricks. Good lookin', Annie...get your gun. Sorry I have no self control. Like, none. I ate 10 Fruit Roll Ups for breakfast this morning. I'm not even kidding. Shittin' rainbows later. Hit the... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a shot of a Pokémon school bus spotted in Japan. The idea is that by being Pokémon themed kids will want to jump on and go to school. And apparently it works. Me? I used to dive out a window when we passed the liquor store. Hit the jump for one more shot of the p... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a little chart comparing the followers of various Sci-Fi franchises. But this is only a part of it because the chart also includes Firefly, Avatar and LOST fans, so click THIS BADASS PINK TEXT to see the whole thing. Well? Ever been spanked with a plastic lightsaber... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    WARNING: Animated gif after the jump is a little graphic due to baby chicken being eaten by a snake. This is a screencap from a Chatroulette session in which some guy feeds a baby chick to a snake after two 13-year olds won't show him their boobs. And that, my friends, is wha... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    The Cravendale (personally, I'm Cravenchip) milk jug can detect sour milk and, provided it's not April Fool's, tell you so. Oh yeah? Ain't no jug's stupid opinion gettin' between me and my Count Chocula! You think I won't remove your batteries? I'll do it. The technology u... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    What you're looking at is the grave an ancient Roman gladiator. Now I know it may look like he was buried in the world's crappiest paper airplane, but it's actually a lead sarcophagus. And not the kind that makes your pee smell funny. That's asparagus. And Honey Smacks. Fo... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    Because boozing plays an important role in every child's cognitive development, there's now a line of Hello Kitty wines. Gotta catch 'em all! SHUT UP I KNOW MY FRANCHISES. The varietals: Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé - A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100%... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    This is what Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants would look like in real life: scary as f***. No wonder the best friend he could score is an overalls clad sponge. I mean, that's a face a mother can't even love. And I don't hold it against her. Patrick From Spongebob Squarepa... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    Remember 'New Dork - Entrepreneur State of Mind', the parody of Jay Z's 'Empire State of Mind'? You all said you hated it. Well here's another rip of the song by College Humor, this time with a Star Wars twist. Maybe you'll actually like this one. Or maybe, just maybe, you'... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    This is a little gallery created by Photoshopper Dean Trippe of President Barack Obama looking at awesome things. You know, because when you're president you get to see all the cool top secret stuff they keep hidden from us laypeople. Like aliens and sex toys from the future.... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    One of the first things people always want to know about me is how I feel about robotic dinosaurs, like would I still bang one. And the answer is simple, but tied to another question: have I been drinking? A giant fire-breathing robotic dinosaur that eats cars has returned t... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    And that, my friends, is exactly why I'm a geek. Now I don't know about you, but I am NOT socially inept. As a matter of fact, one time I even talked to a stranger at a bar. Wrong number. I'm suave! FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn D... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    Now that's just plain hot. No, EXTRA hot -- just how I like my curry. Plus virgin blood. What? I'M A WIZARD YO, I DO THAT! True-To-Life Zelda Costume [iambored] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who made an 8-bit Octorok costume but everybody thought he was just a really crappy octopu... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2010
    These are two pictures of Saturn's moon Mimas (the one that looks like the Death Star): one's a regular photograph, the other a thermal map. Uh-oh Saturn -- uh-oh -- OM NOM NOM NOM! "We suspect the temperatures are revealing differences in texture on the surface," said John S... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    This is a little video of a machine that makes Mario repeatedly punch a block and get a coin. It was made out of LEGO Mindstorm sets and Perler beads. At least I think it was. It could be made out of magic and donkey dicks for all I know. Hit the jump for the machine in a... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    First of all, he needs arms and less chicken-y legs. Secondly, why the hell isn't he attacking a sushi roll? Lastly, my Srirachasaurus Rex tat would make your Soysaurus its little bitch. And not in a good way either. In a prison way. RAWR! SOYSAURUS! [loltatz] Thanks to L... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Can't decide which one of your Lamborghinis you want to display in the living room? Well fear not, because now you can get an elevator installed that connects your garage and living room, so you can display whichever one you want! You're richer than God! This Tokyo (naturall... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Applegirl002, best known for yesterday's rendition of 'Irreplaceable' is back at it, this time with an additional phone (for autotuning), performing Lady GaGa's 'Poker Face'. Wait -- what'd you say? You'd poker face? How clever of you. Well I'd craps roulette her face, so t... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Huffing spray paint, as you might very well know, makes my brain all smiley and work more good. And now it comes in edible form! In both gold AND silver -- one color for each nostril! Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Selling golden boogies on eBay! Jesus, no, that ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Ever wonder what an exploded Nintendo DSi XL would look like? Me neither. But here it is anyway, so you might as well take a look so you have something to talk about during your lunch break. Me? I'm gonna stand by the soda machine and brag about my penis. The usual. Video... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    If you're anything like me you don't wear a coat because coats are a sign of weakness and robots pray on the weak. But I do like this $20 cursor hand coat hanger, so maybe I could find something to hang on it. Like, oh I dunno, THE BLOODIED SCALPS OF MY ENEMIES! You know, or... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    NOTE: Video is one of the most poorly shot pieces of crap I've ever seen so feel free to just listen. This is the Gifford Children's Choir of Racine, Wisconsin singing Jonathan Coulton's, 'Still Alive', affectionately known as the closing credits song from Portal. Of course, ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Well folks, with Easter right around the corner what better way to celebrate than candy-filled dinosaur eggs? I can't think of any. Unless puking on the Easter Bunny at the mall counts which, let's be honest, I did last year. Description: 16 eggs eggs in dinosaur heads ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Diesel, looking for a way to cash in on the upcoming Iron Man sequel, decided cologne was the way to go. It wasn't, Diesel (aluminum foil pants). Also, why's the bottle shaped like Iron Man trying to squeeze the life out of his wiener? Diesel's hoping you'll splash a little ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2010
    This is a surprisingly worthwhile video of a chick playing Beyonce's 'Irreplaceable' by using different apps on three different iPhones. The first 1:30 is her setting the phones up to play the song, but she actually starts singing after that. And it's impressive. Not as imp... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2010
    From College Humor: I dunno, I always imagined my interwebs browser as a saddled velociraptor. Wearing a jetpack. With special porn goggles on. Browsers and Transportation [buzzfeed]... / Continue →