Feb 15 2010Zzzzzzzzzz: The Workaholic Pillow Book
The Workaholic Pillow Book isn't so much a book as a bound pillow. A $62 bound pillow. Still, if your boss is stupid enough to think you're reading when you're actually asleep at your desk, I want your job. You have a designated parking spot, right? Well I think I just backed into you.
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Workaholic Pillow Is The Only Textbook You'll Really Need For Higher Learning [ohgizmo]
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Reader Comments
1. Amy - February 15, 2010 5:01 PM
Why should I need a pillow when I have my own cardboard fort right underneath my desk? No coming in without a password!
2. Closet Nerd - February 15, 2010 5:06 PM
I don't need no stinkin pillow to sleep at my desk..... just sayin
3. Neon Camo - February 15, 2010 5:17 PM
THIRD
4. yoyo - February 15, 2010 5:21 PM
4th! is the new 1st, up urs
5. english is me - February 15, 2010 5:21 PM
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz how lame - that is from the roaring 1920ies - 62 bux my A$$ - in precious movies they showed 100 more special stuff hidden in folders - so far
6. Dr. Richard McBeef, PhD - February 15, 2010 5:23 PM
Why isn't it workahoric?
7. Ollie Williams - February 15, 2010 5:32 PM
@1
Psstt. Password is "I can play your vagina like a violin".
8. Jaja - February 15, 2010 5:35 PM
Looks like it says 'work arolic' ARRRROLIK (chinese writing on sign) Referral to engrish ?
9. Clint - February 15, 2010 5:40 PM
Actually, it's Japanese writing. Although both languages use Kanji.
10. Amy - February 15, 2010 5:50 PM
@7:
Oooooh, so close, it was actually "I use Viagra TO play the violin". You still get a toaster as a consolation prize, come back and play again tomorrow!
11. GiNa - February 15, 2010 5:52 PM
Who falls asleep on der desk? I just seems really uncomfortable. But if I did, i would do wat Amy did and build a fort somewhere, dat wy I can drool and no one wld know.
12. Steal This Webcomic - February 15, 2010 6:33 PM
GW, you're not fooling anyone, that bottle of pills in your desk is not filled with sleeping pills . . .
13. minto - February 15, 2010 6:43 PM
The spine of the book literally reads as:
Work around the clock pillow. (top line)
At work poison. (vertical line)
Desk Edition. (small vertical line)
the rest is too small to make out.
14. Ed - February 16, 2010 12:30 AM
I use the keyboard as my pillow
15. Jaded Icon - February 16, 2010 8:19 AM
I would only be interested if it also absorbs massive amounts of drool......
16. Blastphemer - February 16, 2010 10:34 AM
If you're a workaholic that never sleeps...what use is a pillow? Poor marketing in my book. Should be aimed at all those lazy asses out there who stay up late drinking, smoking, playing video games, watching movies, having lots of harcore sex, and can't stand being conscious at work during the day. So where's the order form?
17. Closet Nerd - February 16, 2010 12:34 PM
@16 how do you know why i've been so tired lately?! Have you been reading my diary... I mean my journal?
18. Blastphemer - February 16, 2010 1:14 PM
@ CN - no bud...you talk in your sleep. Just sayin...
19. chocho - February 16, 2010 5:51 PM
this thing is perfect for grad students whose version of sleep is a 15 minute nap.
20. Noddy - February 17, 2010 10:15 AM
I needs one of thozzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
21. MoD - April 20, 2010 7:37 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........