Feb 8 2010You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: Pajama Jeans
Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't you? Fine, I'll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A HARD-HITTING JOURNALIST. *pow!* :
"We were noticing that people were wearing their pajamas on airplanes and in grocery stores. But a lot of people have mixed feelings about it because they think it's inappropriate and sloppy," Stacey Buonanno, merchandising manager for The PajamaGram Company, maker of the double duty "denim," explained to StyleList.
"A lot of people wear their workout clothes out. But we thought it would be easy to take a pair of jeans, style them similar to a yoga pant, give them all the jean detailing, but make them stretchy and soft so that you wouldn't mind wearing them to bed," she told us.Adding that, "The cool thing about the fabric is that the outside looks like a typical twill but it definitely has more of a jersey feel. And the inside is really, really brushed, so it almost feels like the inside of sweatpants or fleece."
$40 scores a pair. And, for a limited time only, if you send them to me along with $20 I'll sign them and sleep in them. Extra $10 for a Polaroid of me passed out on the couch with a penis drawn on my face, $5 for a custom stain. It's really a bargain if you think about it. Drunk. Think about it drunk.
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PajamaJeans - The Next Snuggie? [stylelist]
Thanks to Taylor, Neckface and pirhan, who just wear pajama pants. Keep it classy, guys.
Reader Comments
1. Justin - February 8, 2010 3:55 PM
Howard Sterns Penis!!!
2. andrew - February 8, 2010 3:57 PM
first!!!!!!!!!!
3. Billy Rapture - February 8, 2010 4:01 PM
@1
What?
@2
Not first.
Suck one, Drew.
4. bah - February 8, 2010 4:06 PM
ooo I want one
5. Beautiful but bitter. - February 8, 2010 4:14 PM
These jeans make no faking sense on so many levels.
6. Blastphemer - February 8, 2010 4:18 PM
Never thought I'd see/hear the words "the next snuggie".
The Mayans were obviously right. I'm not waiting around though...someone, please shoot me in the face now. (not you GW...that's not a gun, and those aren't bullets - blanks maybe, but definitely NOT bullets - so put it away cowboy and head on down the otherside of the mountain).
7. Asperflux - February 8, 2010 4:24 PM
Long live the robots.
8. Tomato - February 8, 2010 4:25 PM
lame....
9. CrispLettuce - February 8, 2010 4:33 PM
Gadget? No
Gizmo? No
Awesome? No
wtf GW?
10. bah - February 8, 2010 4:34 PM
I need it to go with my spanks - oooh yeah - attractive
11. michelle - February 8, 2010 4:34 PM
I will never have to change clothes ever again?! Love it.
12. ShamWOW! - February 8, 2010 4:53 PM
I'll take 20
13. Ash - February 8, 2010 4:55 PM
Ha, they don't come in any size bigger than large. Sucks to be a fat person.
14. BL3SSING12 - February 8, 2010 5:06 PM
this is retarded
15. BAMBOOTA - February 8, 2010 5:15 PM
I think this is bad ass!
16. Jaded Icon - February 8, 2010 5:44 PM
Well, we are one step closer to our next evolution. Too bad we're going to be giant pink slugs....
17. Robert - February 8, 2010 6:08 PM
I'm waiting for wtfJeans.com :)
18. lauren - February 8, 2010 6:13 PM
ha saw those this morning being recommended on a website http://blog.gifts.com/giftrap/categories/beauty-spa-gifts/sleep-in-your-jeans let's be honest, they are better than those juicy couture velvet one-color blob suits that every female who has no fashion-sense wears and generally are wayyyy too tight in the ass. it could always be worse
19. Joel - February 8, 2010 6:42 PM
I have the perfect outfit - pajama jeans, a tuxedo t-shirt with sneaker slippers.
20. JoeDaddy - February 8, 2010 7:11 PM
This sounded like a Great idea until i pictured a fat chick in them...
I say we all become nudists!!!
21. Michelle - February 8, 2010 7:33 PM
w/o geekologie I would never come to this site
22. Tennist0 - February 8, 2010 8:13 PM
wo..GW posted this before Yahoo found it. Congrats on the epic win GW! THIS BETTER HAPPEN AGAIN
23. Bun - February 8, 2010 9:21 PM
I want! I'm going to order a pair. If they are convincing enough, I will wear them to work.
24. Kaitlynn - February 8, 2010 9:42 PM
You have no idea how appealing these are to me. It might be because I'm pregnant and I need comfortable jeans to wear while sitting at the game table playing Dungeons and Dragons for 6-8 hours. SO WANT!
25. Graf Zeppelin - February 9, 2010 1:18 AM
lol
this is just a more american/over weight friendly/less fashionable variant of the abhorrent JEGGINGS (jeans leggings), which should be prohibited and transgressions punished with a good whipping with a snugglerag.
26. WhateverHelpsYouSleepAtNightBtch - February 9, 2010 9:27 AM
@20... I'm so confused. So you wouldn't want to see a fat chick in them, but you'd rather see them nude!?
27. Yoda - February 9, 2010 10:49 AM
You've got to be kidding me: Where the fuck is Mario?
28. GiNa - February 9, 2010 12:15 PM
Id get them just cause they look comfortable n soft. Theyd be nice to wear on one of them lazy rainy dayz. Plus theyd be esier to remove when busting out a quickie mid afternoon.
29. Kat Oz (ABNLP) - February 9, 2010 1:11 PM
I wear my PJ's all the time. I work from home so why not??
They are more comfy meaning I can stay focused on the task.. well saying that, the last week I have got dressed everyday!!! MMMMM Time for jammy jeans me thinks!!!
I just have to have some, and odd cause I HATE wearing jeans the most!! Jeans suck for comfort!!
30. GiNa - February 9, 2010 2:00 PM
@29 jammy jeans. jajaja... nice.
31. Vanessa - February 10, 2010 9:03 PM
sold only if i have the gw deal version
32. Nikky - February 13, 2010 2:57 PM
I want.
33. andrea - February 16, 2010 6:52 PM
um ok... this page has alot of stupid people on here. the person who made this site and u stupid people commenting! maybe its just that i graduated from high school AND college, that i cannot understand what the hell u idiots r saying in ur comments... and as for the ones who say these jeans are a lame invention, no there not!!! i for one, hate jeans! yes thats right, i hate them cuz i never find a pair to accomodate my round big ass! im 134 lbs and my ass is my biggest asset on my body! although i love it, i hate how all the jeans out there are for flat assed girls!! i gotta hike jeans up all the time cuz they ride low on my ass n get lower when stand up from the sitting position. i wear alot of lounge pants when i go out. victorias secret lounge pants are my favorites. these pajama jeans stay on my waist with the stretch it has. i love em and im always getting compliments on my "jeans"
34. pajamajess - March 6, 2010 5:11 PM
Seriously? These Pajama Jeans are off the charts stupid.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2752217/pajama_jeans_represent_slippery_slope.html?cat=69