You Will Be Assimilated...INTO MY MOUTH!!

Borg cupcakes: that's what these are. Now I don't know too much about the Borgs except they've always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in '96), but it looks like two of them have little metal peeners for eyes. So that's something. SOMETHING TO LICK OFF THE TOP BEFORE EATING THE REST OF THE CAKE, AMIRITE?! No, no I am not (I totally am though and you know it).

Resistance is Delicious [wilwheaton]

Thanks to emerica, who prefers platecakes.

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