I took the liberty of off-centering the map a little so in case your boss walks by you're not blatantly staring at a giant man-hammer in the middle of your screen. Not that you wouldn't be anyways because you're a pervert, but you're not getting fired on my watch. Dammit, I need you. Mostly to take the blame for things. What? Don't look at me -- it was him, IT WAS HIM!
Thanks to Bret, who refuses to be buried under a giant johnson.
This is a Craigslist post by some guy who slept with a random chick one night only to catch her slipping one of his flash drives in her hooha post-coitus. Wow, sounds like something a spy would do.
You slept with James Bond, bro! *high-five*
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Available February 24th for a scant $123, this commemorative Michael Jackson "This is It" hard drive is a monster piece of how the hell did this ever become a real product? And to think I couldn't find a single manufacturer willing to roll out my line of Geekologie laptops. I... / Continue →
Dead fly art: it just makes sense. Now I don't really want to go into the kind of person it takes to collect dead flies and glue them to a piece of paper to make "art", but suffice it to say they're our kinda person. Plus, I really dig the final results. Well, except for the... / Continue →