Why?: Mouse Designed To Look Like Vajayjay

As a man who has never, and probably will never, see a woman's personals, I can't say one way or the other if the G-Point (instead of spot, get it?) mouse actually does look like a female's nether-region when viewed from above. I do know it looks like a futuristic pool float from this angle though. Which -- please tell me that's not what a vagina looks like from the side. I'm so lost.
Hit the jump to see the mouse's more sexual side.

G-Point Mouse Is Not a Very Good Valentine's Gift [gizmodo]
Thanks to Brett and Maya, who informed me vaginas actually look more like the Eye of Sauron, WHICH IS WHAT I EXPECTED.
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This is a taxidermied mouse with a flash drive wedged up its ass. It reminds me spying days when I made off with a bunch of top secret files from the Pentagon. Except that wasn't a flash drive, it was a stack of 5¼-inch floppies. And let me tell you: based on the way I was... / Continue →
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Now I know what you're thinking, "Wow, a laser mouse that transforms into a dinosaur -- why didn't I think of that?" And the answer, my budding little inventor, is that you have little to no inventive talent. Sorry but your parents have wanted me to tell you for months. It s... / Continue →
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NOTE: Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint? God you're sick. But also lucky, because this is exactly that. Don't miss Worf's head in the back! Hit the jump for the NSFW version and anot... / Continue →

