Whipped Lightning: Alcoholic Whipped Cream

Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks, Whipped Lightning brand Whipahol combines the creamy goodness of whipped spunk with the intoxicating effects of booze with the WAH-WAH-WAWESOMENESS of nitrous oxide. Jesus loves us after all! Now let's all get naked, hold hands and sing Kumbaya (I dropped acid too just to be on the safe side).

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Thanks to Garrett, who knows you don't need alcohol-infused whipped cream to the the life of a party. Just no pants and a lampshade on your head. Classic!

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