Feb 1 2010We're All Gonna Die!: Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

I just farted

lame

Nice effects, they forgot to turn off the choad option though.

please shoot me now

Cool effects, but Star Wars is better than Star Trek.

Now, this video, while amusing, fails to grasp one basic concept.

The fact that Han Solo could kick the crap out of Kirk and Picard at the same time with nothing but his blaster.

Star Trek is better than Star Wars... HA

nice effects, especially for some high school kids with a camera.

still lame though.

star trek chugs wookiee cocks.

Wow, the special effects were better than I thought they'd be!

Great effects for a homemade film. Bravo BillyWarp!

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I like how every star trek fan who likes to say star trek's technology sounds more realistic than star wars doesn't like to mention how realistic having sex with aliens is. Or that all the aliens look exactly like people. I don't think Gene Roddenberry would've written the same-galactic-origin principle if the budget were bigger.

Cool video, but why is the original Enterprise (from the first universe no less) firing quantum torpedoes? And WTF is that beam coming out of the deflector dish?

Man 1991 was a great year to be born

@10: are you sure Gene wrote that? It is from the 6th season, and by then Roddenberry had been dead for two years.

That was a battle between the Enterprise and the WORDS of Star Trek. Imagine if it was the characters of Star Trek Vs the characters of Star Wars! Han Solo would beat the perfect grammar outta that pussy Wesley Crusher. And Riker Vs Luke? I mean yeah, he's got a phaser blaster thing but Luke has a lightsaber. A LIGHTSABER. Game over, man.

Thank you Elim Garak, I'm glad I wasn't the only one to question that.

LOLOL @7

Lightsaber. Just Sayin.

First of all...who starts a conversation while walking down the middle of the street.
"so what do you want to do today?"
"Catch a movie?"
"True"

Plus the deflector dish cannot be fired like a weapon.

/pushes glasses back up bridge of nose...

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What a bunch of turds. Stars wars is way better because it's real.

My fault, I'm not as familiar with the episode history as you guys are. I still feel like it's just a way for them to excuse a low makeup budget than a genuinely interesting addition to the Star Trek story. Does anyone want to comment on the Xeno sex though?

Also, these are funny:

http://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia

@11 - While this would be an atypical use of the main deflector dish, it's not entirely unprecedented. In the episode of The Next Generation "The Best of Both Worlds," the Enterprise D's deflector was modified for use as a weapon against the Borg.

The problem with using the deflector dish this way, however, is that it drains a significant amount of power and leaks a tremendous amount of radiation into the lower decks of the saucer section, as well as the forward part of the drive section.

This is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen!

that, without a doubt, was the shittiest shit that was ever shat.

"I knew Star Trek was better than Star Wars," <---------- my ass.

"I knew Star Trek was better than Star Wars," <---------- my ass.

"I knew Star Trek was better than Star Wars," <---------- my ass.

This for some odd reason reminds me of Xes Kert

Not sure what I'm more amused by. The short video with its nifty special effects and cheesy theme...or some of the raging fanboys here who appear to have taken the shot at Star Wars as being akin to somebody molesting their grandmother. Without a condom.

Actually neither, I just saw a midget fall over. Hoorah!

Idon't get it?

Pretty good warp effects at the end.

@5 Nope.

@6 Kirk beat Kahn. Fucking KAHN. Jean-Luc survived being stabbed in the heart and went on to captian a Galaxy Class starship. Han Solo? Pfft. Set phasers to kill.

@7 Star Wars gets killed by Klingon sex.

@11 Who said it was first universe? This is sci-fi, after all. There are an infinite amount of universes. Hell, in one universe, the enterprise could be shaped like an eagle. Why not?

@10, but it wasn't, and he didn't. Late Next Gen stuff, there. But, wait, you're saying you wouldn't go at it with some amazingly hot green chick?
So, your argument is that a pantheistic 'force' is more realistic than star trek's technology?

@14 Riker would be screwing Leia. Wesley would die first from Star Trek, but Jar Jar would be the first victim overall, followed by his race, then the little furry munchkin things. Then the Jawas. Then Wesley. Then the entire Star Wars cast due to the Q continuum. Then all the redshirts, except the ones with names / establishing scenes.

@17 neither can the Star Wars words. We can't be too picky here.

@19 BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHWHWAHAHWWHHAWHAHWHAWHAHWHAHWHAHWHAHWAHWHAHWHAWAHWHAWHHWHAWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

@21 How could I forget. *ahem.

And now to make sure that no girl will ever touch me, I'll point out that the words "STAR WARS" should have been moving towards them backwards.

32. Touche good sir.

@21 come to think of it, I actually have seen that episode. Go Piccard Go.

OMG! They're using the "Action Essentials 2" from videocopilot.net !

@ cabbo (and the other little trekkie princesses out there)
-please note that my comments are more directed at cabbo's comments and not necessarily the original comments posted by the numbers indicated...just thought it would be easier to follow along this way.

@5 Mos Definitely (right between Mos Eisley and Mos Espa if you're looking it up on a map)

@6 Kahn was a pussy. How do I know? Well...Kirk beat him. Stabbed in the heart and going on to captain galactic class pieces of shit???...pffft. Whatever dude. Han kills a bounty hunter in his very first scene, flies...that's right, ACTUALLY AT the controls...through asteroid belts blasting and dodging TIE Fighters and Imperial Destroyers, survives being frozen in carbonite, kicks ass with a blaster while still blind, helps out his buddy whenever possible AND fucks his sister (who happens to be a princess). Stop practicing blowing your mom's double donger and wake up to the facts, my friend.

@7 which episode was it where they actually showed Klingon sex again? Oh yeah...none of them. All they can do is TALK about it...kinda like their fans. A jedi youngling could take Worf and send him off crying like the little punk bitch he and his entire species really are.

@11 You're absolutely right. Why not just go ahead and shape the Enterprise like a giant vagina while you're at it so that way all the Trekkies can talk in Klingon to each other about what one actually looks like.

@10 "but it wasn't, and he didn't" - thank you for making my point. Yes, I would totally bang a hot green chick, but gimme a twi'lek dancer any day - I wanna find out what all they can do with those lekku head tail thingies. As far as which is more realistic...gimme a fucking break already! They are both such stretches of science and imagination that it would be like arguing what color smurf farts smell the most like.

@14 Riker would be using a green colored fleshlight to rub one out to a picture of Yaddle...or Yoda - I'm still not convinced that Riker wasn't as gay as Sulu. Wesley wouldn't die first because no character from Star Wars would even waste their time pwning that little piece of girly meat. Wanna kill off the Gungans and Ewoks? Fine by us...that's just a bonus pal. You could pretty much just pick one character from the Star Wars universe to kick the shit out of the entire Star Trek galaxy, but let's just let Obi-wan do his damn thing and knock that shit out for us.

@17 They had me at "A long time ago".

@19 ditto

@21 NEED I SAY MORE?!?!

Boils down to this, buddy...the ONE good thing to EVER come out of Star Trek (besides a few hot chicks in tight clothes) is the Holodeck. I, as well as every other SW fan out there, will give you guys that one.

Go ahead...engage.

PS. Chewbacca had a son named Cabbo. just sayin...

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this is thank you.. :)

@10 Sure, Star Wars is way better than Star Trek and sure, they both have some really unrealistic technology but you seriously underestimate the human ability to have sex with ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.