Feb 26 2010To Reality And Beyond!: Buzz Lightyear IRL

Super hi-res shot HERE.
This is an "untooned" version of Buzz Lightyear by CG artist Raoni Nery. Well, what do you think -- is this what Buzz would look like if he were real? Your guess is as good as mine. Except not at all because I'm a notoriously good guesser. Just sayin', you know those "guess the number of jelly beans in the jar" contests? Never lost.
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Stare Into The Real-Life Eyes Of Buzz Lightyear [io9]
Thanks to Pat, Jess and Huntley, who sometimes put fishbowls on their heads and place spaceman.
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Reader Comments
1. Lain - February 26, 2010 11:01 AM
That's actually pretty impressive.
2. Lain - February 26, 2010 11:02 AM
Eyes are a little freaky, though.
3. ThatGuy - February 26, 2010 11:04 AM
I don't know how i feel about this
4. spoon - February 26, 2010 11:05 AM
how about just posting chick with ass instead of this homo?
5. turd ferguson - February 26, 2010 11:05 AM
fourth!!
6. krystle - February 26, 2010 11:05 AM
so cool fashion suppliers,
7. Penelope Clearwater - February 26, 2010 11:06 AM
You should proofread your posts, GW
8. Jessie - February 26, 2010 11:06 AM
I sooo want to be Jessie....
9. mycombat - February 26, 2010 11:09 AM
to infinity and beyond high resolution!
10. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 11:10 AM
Where is the real life rendering of Woody?
Hmmm, i wonder what kind of picture i would find if I googled "real life rendering of Woody" on the interwebz?
11. LSDiesel - February 26, 2010 11:12 AM
That's weird because I buddy of mine just found this picture yesterday and linked me to it on my facebook. It just goes to show you how fast stuff gets around on the internet these days.
Which reminds me, I think I have a few um...videosofmehumpingmycat that I should probably take down...
Nevermind. Youtubes got it allllll taken care of.
12. AngryBuddhist - February 26, 2010 11:22 AM
The guy looks like a serial rapist. Shouldn't this guy slightly resemble Tim Allen instead of me? Because I rape people. Get it?!
13. yeah, no - February 26, 2010 11:22 AM
Cool. Some tweezers would do wonders for him though.
14. gecko - February 26, 2010 11:24 AM
Boo. Buzz Lightyear has a chin dimple deep enough to swizzle a cock in. This... imposter guy just has ruggedly handsome scruff. Fail.
15. Steal This Webcomic - February 26, 2010 11:28 AM
This guy needs to draw an "untooned" version of Ariel NOW.
16. ThatGuy - February 26, 2010 11:36 AM
@15 Agreed! Also I would like one of bell
17. ThatGuy - February 26, 2010 11:37 AM
@15 Agreed! Also I would like one of bell
18. ThatGuy - February 26, 2010 11:37 AM
@15 Agreed! Also I would like one of bell
19. ThatGuy - February 26, 2010 11:38 AM
Fuckin' school proxies, sorry for triple posting
20. mary_jane - February 26, 2010 11:38 AM
true shit...i do miss the chin dimple. but this guy looks more like he would actually be an astronaut. rather than a toy made of plastic.
21. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 11:40 AM
@20 mary_jane, lay off of the mary jane.... just sayin
"I never thought I would say this to anybody, but you have smoked yourself retarded!"
22. mwwww - February 26, 2010 11:51 AM
@12 Your link is f*cked up....
23. STOMPY - February 26, 2010 12:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ewClo.gif
24. Arsinecode - February 26, 2010 12:27 PM
Its good its not right. He doesn't look in the least bit heroic, the guy looks like
someone you'd buy shoes from at the mall, not an intergalactic hero. Nice rendering though.
25. _me - February 26, 2010 12:40 PM
#24 I agree, the guy looks more Eastern European, Georgian, Croatian. Not to knock the guy's skills (it's a very detailed rendering), but Buzz Lightyear would look more like Patrick Warburton in my opinion.
26. Pat - February 26, 2010 12:58 PM
It's like he's looking into my soul....
27. Amy - February 26, 2010 1:01 PM
Eh, I don't think the guy's jawline is strong enough.
28. John - February 26, 2010 1:01 PM
@25 Patrick Warburton is 100% the real buzz lightyear.
29. Clavis - February 26, 2010 1:59 PM
It's Niko Lightyear in "Grand Theft Astro"!
30. Bzzzt - February 26, 2010 2:01 PM
Lighty ear!
31. mary_jane - February 26, 2010 2:49 PM
@21-your right "closet nerd", your penis joke was soo much better.
32. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 3:24 PM
@31 i was referring to the fact that you said "he should look more like plastic" which would defeat the whole point of rendering him to an actual person.
33. atheistgirl - February 26, 2010 3:43 PM
He could take me to infinity and beyond.
34. dondons1987 - February 26, 2010 4:22 PM
Id hit that.
35. bigDUMdav - February 26, 2010 8:50 PM
Who was buzz based on? Not seeing it. Just sayin'.
36. muhabbet - February 27, 2010 3:57 AM
Thank a lot
37. Crazyknifer - February 27, 2010 6:05 AM
looks like a really colorful starcraft marine XD
38. your all losers - February 28, 2010 1:33 AM
holy crap the dude scares the shit out of mii
39. TISdashit - March 1, 2010 6:40 AM
Screw that man if you wanna see a real Buzz Lightyear just crop John Lasseter on Adobe, drop 10-15 years and 25 pounds and voila Buzz in the flesh.
40. KryptonGirl - March 2, 2010 8:31 PM
I'd hit that so hard.
41. Robert - March 3, 2010 11:20 AM
Buzz Real version looks like Patrick Warburton. lol
42. Chris - March 3, 2010 5:20 PM
I thought he would look more like Tim Allen or something.
43. buzz lightyear - July 12, 2010 5:41 PM
He doesnt look like the most badboy space ranger ive ever seen and ive seen alot
44. brittiny - November 15, 2010 5:17 PM
Bad Ass 8D
45. AllisonH - December 6, 2010 2:44 AM
now i want to see one of woody and other characters :)