Feb 4 2010There's No Doubt: I'd Be Good At This Game
This is not a game you try to beat, this is a game you try to play for as long as possible. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START. Come on, unlimited retries!
The Nipple Gamepad T-Shirt [gizmodo]
Thanks to mrHiggins, Yopoleo, Tony8688, Nelson, David B. and ffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who have never played this game. Ooooooh, burnt for sending tips! You're bad, GW, you're bad.
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Reader Comments
1. poop - February 4, 2010 10:20 AM
Tina Turner
Private Dancer
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
You don't think of them as human
You don't think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
I want to make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah, I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You don't look at their faces
And you don't ask their names
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
I'll do what you want me to do
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money
And any old music will do
Deutch marks or dollars
American Express will do nicely, thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me, do you wanna see me do the shimmy again?
2. Firsty McFirsterson - February 4, 2010 10:21 AM
First.
3. Firsty McFirsterson - February 4, 2010 10:21 AM
oh poo.....
4. So Freaking Cool Writter - February 4, 2010 10:22 AM
Sorry but I need a bigger controller
5. e - February 4, 2010 10:23 AM
haha thats terrific
6. Asperflux - February 4, 2010 10:26 AM
Long live the robots.
7. me.vicky - February 4, 2010 10:29 AM
haha, me and my gf think this is perfect. DO WANT.
8. peepee - February 4, 2010 10:32 AM
@7
By GF do you really mean DOG?
9. Jaded Icon - February 4, 2010 10:32 AM
I know one girlfriend that's getting an early birthday present.....
10. you know who - February 4, 2010 10:33 AM
thats not where the nipples are
11. you know who - February 4, 2010 10:35 AM
anyone else notice thats a woman playing with those fun bags? look at the watch if that is a guy, he is gay, and we all know gay people dont play video games, thats bi sexual girl gamer super hot
12. Jaded Icon - February 4, 2010 10:36 AM
@ 8
You must REALLY love canines to mix that up.......just saying.
13. naas - February 4, 2010 10:38 AM
BY THE WAY BY THE WAY.... those are CHICK'S hands on that CHICK'S BOOBS which gave me the BONER OF THE CENTURY
14. you know who - February 4, 2010 10:38 AM
i agree who thinks dog, when you see Small C cup breasts?
15. Steal This Webcomic - February 4, 2010 10:41 AM
Yes! A Contra reference!
But wasn't the last part of it B A Select Start?
16. GiNa - February 4, 2010 10:45 AM
I want....Now undies for men with a joystick. o yeah!
17. Pat - February 4, 2010 10:47 AM
Best clothing product I've seen all day.
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18. Kokopure - February 4, 2010 10:50 AM
@ 11
"we all know gay people dont play video games"
and we don't use the internet, either!
19. John - February 4, 2010 10:53 AM
Am I the only one who noticed the controller has misplaced the analog sticks and it lacks face buttons? I know. I'm a loser. BUT IT''S STILL WRONG.
20. ffffffffffffff - February 4, 2010 10:56 AM
@11 @13
I dunno they look like pretty masculine girlhands.
Not saying they aren't girlhands, but masculine chicks aren't very awesome.
21. glace neuf - February 4, 2010 10:58 AM
i'll take one
22. Yep - February 4, 2010 10:58 AM
@19 It might be a controller to a system you have not played yet :D
don't get too used to your own joystick is all I'm saying.
23. none - February 4, 2010 11:03 AM
up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-b-a-start
24. Greenman - February 4, 2010 11:13 AM
Either that's a man wearing a lady's watch or that's a lady wearing a man's hands.
25. reggae - February 4, 2010 11:33 AM
@ 23 - Geekologie Writer FAIL!
26. EL FRANCO - February 4, 2010 11:33 AM
Does this controller come with DUALSHOCK with SIXAXIS?
27. anna breland - February 4, 2010 11:39 AM
"I want to get you the tshirt on geekologie right now I've been wanting to play that game foreverz now ^^"
i was excited about getting a new shirt until i saw it. X_x
28. Ch4p3l - February 4, 2010 12:05 PM
@ 15 Only if ur gonna play 2 players
29. naas - February 4, 2010 12:06 PM
boobies FTW
30. jaymee - February 4, 2010 12:10 PM
press & twist!
31. your mom is my whore - February 4, 2010 12:18 PM
@23 your wrong, so so so wrong
how dare you insult gamers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code
this is the link to prove your an idiot !!!!!!
how dare you
leave this site at once
32. mer - February 4, 2010 12:35 PM
I came.
33. Ickorus - February 4, 2010 1:30 PM
Well, as a PC gamer i don't normally use controllers but in this case i'll make an exception..
34. atheistgirl - February 4, 2010 2:15 PM
Get the moves just right and go on to the next level. Yay!
35. bailey - February 4, 2010 2:57 PM
Haha, i might get an over use injury
www.monkeedesign.com
36. Andrew - February 4, 2010 3:55 PM
I guess all it takes to get posts accepted here now is to StumbleUpon a picture of boobs and something video game related. Real effort there from the GW
37. Joung-sun Yoo - February 4, 2010 4:15 PM
like it !!
i dont know if this is good (or bad) news for me or not but the code you post (↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START) it works in the Power Rangers game
38. Closet Nerd - February 4, 2010 4:44 PM
@31 NO!!!! It's B A B A Start..... I grew up playing that game.... that is a code i'll remember longer than I'll remember 867-5309....... just sayin
39. Gecko logie - February 4, 2010 5:43 PM
I need to buy this shirt so I have yet another excuse to touch my ladies boobs.
Where can I buy this?! I NEED IT!
40. Brrrrian - February 4, 2010 6:57 PM
ban 23
41. Butte Force - February 4, 2010 8:53 PM
Neither select nor start were part of the code proper. Start was to start the game. Select was to select two player mode. At least for Contra.
42. DeeplyTroubled - February 4, 2010 9:07 PM
T-shirt whore is whore.
43. r k - February 4, 2010 9:21 PM
would be a good gift for that special coworker if y'all have casual friday.
44. Ed - February 4, 2010 9:56 PM
I'd rack up over 9000 points
45. cogknight - February 5, 2010 2:54 AM
"whats the button combonation to make it shut up??"
"whats the cheat code for blowjobs??"
46. Zing! - February 5, 2010 10:41 AM
A B A C A B B > ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START
47. Jason - February 5, 2010 1:40 PM
I finally found where you can buy this shirt: http://justfun.spreadshirt.com :-)
48. TIGHTPANTSROMANCE - February 5, 2010 1:44 PM
lol abacabb.
49. Cup-O-Jesus - February 5, 2010 2:03 PM
I lOVE the fact that there is a heated exchange over the cheat code. THAT is why I come to this site.
LONG LIVE GEEKOLOGIE!
50. pro - February 6, 2010 2:53 AM
wow! our very own boobtendo controller! I wanna play.
51. IWantThisShirt - February 7, 2010 2:56 AM
Where can we get this shirt?? I reeeaaaaaalllly want it. I'll need a bigger controller though...
52. Kije - February 8, 2010 12:38 PM
Best Shirt Ever!? o_O
53. Kije (again) - February 8, 2010 12:48 PM
I think I may have found SAUSE.
http://printshop.maryjane.ru/airwaver/15606
54. Elaine - February 15, 2010 4:05 PM
You can get another version of this shirt @ http://dirtyteesplease.com/