There's No Doubt: I'd Be Good At This Game

This is not a game you try to beat, this is a game you try to play for as long as possible. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START. Come on, unlimited retries!

The Nipple Gamepad T-Shirt [gizmodo]

Thanks to mrHiggins, Yopoleo, Tony8688, Nelson, David B. and ffffffffffffffffffffffffff, who have never played this game. Ooooooh, burnt for sending tips! You're bad, GW, you're bad.

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