Feb 17 2010The Science Of Getting Kicked In The Gonads

BALLLSSSSSSSSS

IT'S ABOUT FRICKEN TIME I WAS FIRST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!1one one one XD

It felt like millenia O_O

Why?! And damn! That guy didn't even flinch! He's got Superman between his legs.

Hm theirs an official term for this......hm..what was it.....

Oh yeah,

FUCK THAT SHIT.

this is retarded

Look at the approval of the guy at the 1:00 mark.

You know, once more people see this, this guy is going to have so many random people just run up and blindside his nuts... Given the age, he's probably not getting much use of them anyways.

also, I think if I saw a man take a blow like that and shrug it off, I would definitely go into zombie contingency mode and start running for my life for the world is sure to end shortly. Thanks for the heads up GW

The video goes on to say that he can take the hit because he has spent five years receiving kicks to the groin to build up a high pain threshold.

WTF.

So this guy presumably woke up one morning and thought "Oh, I think I'll get myself kicked in the nuts a few thousand times. That's a good idea."

I can only assume that by destroying his own ability to reproduce this man is attempting to earn a prehumous Darwin Award.

This is a bad idea. No synopsis, no summarizing, and no going in-depth as to why. It's just a bad idea.

So basically, him being a martial artist has nothing to do with it. Its just that he was kicked in the nuts so many times that he hardly feels a thing. That means he can very well have testicular damage and not even know it.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS?!?!?!?

Why do you Americans have such an obsession with replays? Is your attention-span really so poor that you need the same half-second sequence to be repeated up to thirty times before you're able to process what happened?

That dude totally balled that other dude's leg

@12
Why do you foreigners think everything found on one piece of American media is typical for all others and our everyday life? I found myself getting tired of the replays, whoever edited this definitely overdid it. It's not like every tv show over here repeats intense actions fifteen times, to think so is just absurd.

Ew not a good idea. Trauma to the balls can cause serious issues like hydroceles. You don't just "build up a tolerance". That's like smashing your face with a hammer to build up a tolerance to it.

@12
Troll!!! In the dungeon!!!!

that guy has no bah allz
& way to prove that foreign guy what fer

@16
Lol. Sadly, I get the reference.

I fucking love this series it makes want to curse and watch the secrets to my vulgar mouth via high technology images

Haha, how did they measure the concentration of the P substance?
Tongue testing, anyone?
Oh, and, ahn..., was the computer simulation correct? I mean, the guy that kicks, he´s got no shiny testicles. Just saiyng...
Maybe the shine represents the kick-proof balls. Like mine (and they glow in the dark, for my girl´s amusement).

@12, Why do you Euro douche bags have such an obsession with America? Is your attention-span really so poor that you need the same half-witted responses to be re-posted up to thirty billion times before you're able to comperhend the fact that nobody cares what you think...

/fixed

Uhhhh! That shouldn't be happening... but it's kind of funny (if you have ovaries instead of balls). That guy doesn't need to worry about birth control anymore, does he?

I don't care if it is for science, you don't give a man a shot in the pills, it's just not cricket.

he has no balls.... :|

KaPAP!!

Substance P? More like substance PENIS!! Hah, amiright guys?.....Just me? ok.
:[

I don't know what you clowns are complaining about - I could watch that guy get kicked in the nuts all day. Brilliant!

So... he's spent... five... five years getting... well. Getting kicked in the balls. Wow. I mean ... just. Wow.

Was there no instrument worth learning, books ... nevermind.

Wow.

This is real and there is a martial arts training which teaches you to control your KI to ignore and withstand enormous amounts of pain. Just watch the last video on this link, the good stuff is near the end.

http://jukokai.com/U-tube.html

RETARDED FUKHEADS YOUR ALL RETARDS
SPEFALL KIDS

After 5 years and over 1000 kicks to his nuts he doesn't feel it anymore. Just great...

On to the main story though, an 18 wheeler with nothing more than a cock? damn, that's impressive.

This is so useless? I mean what possible use would 10 minutes syking yourself up to take a shot in the balls have in the real world? I mean maybe if you wanna play ro-sham-bo for money, yeah go ahead. But muggers are hardly gonna think "Yeah if I take a run up a slam that bloke in the bollocks as HARD AS I CAN, I might just get his watch"

man, that guy justice is funny. I FELT HIS PELVIC BONE. AND SOME NUTS.

lol.

i've just wastes a good 5 minutes of life here. Go kerby

Check out the creepy guy at 1:00. He's nodding his head like "yeah, that's he way you get kicked in the balls"

HAHAHAHA, ohh internet, I love you so much.

The classic question:

How did that feel?

Sweet; I'm immediately going to start smashing my testicles with bricks. One day... they're going to be soooo tough.

XD

Original... but that's just one new step forward before the movie "Idiocracy" comes really true... We're definitively on the right way for that ! Here's the premiere of "ouch... my balls !"

Anyone seen Idiocracy? "Ow My Balls" the hit TV show. Does anyone else out there think it's sad that this passes for entertainment nowadays?

Seriously?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new god.

They blinded me with science The actual formula for the velocity of the gonads is:

(*)
KE = mv 12
2
v V M
ball leg M m e
leg
leg ball
=
+
(1+ )
2
The “e” in this formula is called the coefficient of restitution and measures
what speed a ball bounces up at compared to the speed it hits on the way down.

I have more balls than him b/c I practically cut mines off

My balls hurt just watching.

wow.. what a complete failure this guy is... so hes been training for years, geting kicked in the balls countless times just so the chemicals that tell him his balls are in pain go down? what kind of moron does that? jee wizz guy, such a great accomplishment.... i feel bad for your balls mostly

wow.. what a complete failure this guy is... so hes been training for years, geting kicked in the balls countless times just so the chemicals that tell him his balls are in pain go down? what kind of moron does that? jee wizz guy, such a great accomplishment.... i feel bad for your balls mostly

you'd think he would spend more time learning how to avoid kicks to the nuts ...

One word: Sterility

@12 Why does everything always have to be about how America sucks? Why not, "Hey America, thanks for atomic energy!" or "Hey America, thanks for the TV and internet!" or "Hey America thanks for modern concepts of capitalism and the greatest universities in the world!" What about "Hey America, thanks for winning the Cold War and helping in WW2, even if Europe didn't need you THAT badly." "Hey America, thanks for the automobile, even though some prototype was invented in Germany or whatever, it took American ingenuity to make it marketable." "Hey America, thanks for the refrigerator!" "Hey America, thanks for the microwave!" "Hey America, thanks for the light bulb and discovering electricity. Also, the telephone."
Keep your ill-formed opinions to yourself, you racist trash. I swear, some people have the biggest inferiority complex. I'm not sure, but I'm going to guess that you're European because I've seen quite a few European anti-American types in my day.
How'd I do?

He didn't train for 5 years by just getting kicked in the nuts. While that is part of his training, the vast majority of it is mental. We had a group of these guys come into our dojo to "train" with us one time, and finished the class by stating that no one in the room could hurt any of them because what they did was better. Instead of getting upset our instructor, an 8th degree black belt in jiu jitsu along with being a master chiropractor and acupuncturist, calmly said he would take that challenge. He asked the guy where he would like to be hit, and waited for him to ready himself. Trying to look live up to his challenge the guy selected a throat shot. Our instructor took a step forward, faked to the throat, and kicked the dude in the crotch. He fell like a bag of bricks grasping for air, and then puked. Our instructor then politely explained how walking into another dojo and claiming superiority could easily get them killed. We never saw them again.

Holy Fuck.....taking a full on kick too the nuts with a shrug....don't fuck with that guy.

why is everyone presuming that he isn't wearing a cup?

Possible Theories:
1: His balls have suffered heavy nerve damage to the point of no pain signal.
2: He has a Chuck Norris gene.
3: He really, really likes having his nuts kicked.
4: He's wearing a very good cup.
5:Martial artist training, manipulating inner brain chemicals with concentration.

As for the America sucks thing, me. I be American, and it's fun to be one. But srsly, It gets kinda lowering to be considered a drunken redneck hobo by every other country.

And Yes, I see the typo in the above post. "Installs Troll Trap"

@49
Capitalism is shit.

Peace.