Feb 8 2010Scientists Discover Dinosaur's True Colors

Finally scientists have proven that, despite what popular kid's programs would have you believe, dinosaurs were not all purple and sing-songy and allowed near children. Nope, some has feathers. Red ones.
The researchers removed 29 chips, each the size of a poppy seed, from across the dinosaur's body. Mr. Vinther put the chips under a microscope and discovered melanosomes.
To figure out the colors of Anchiornis feathers, Mr. Vinther and his colleagues turned to Matthew Shawkey, a University of Akron biologist who has made detailed studies of melanosome patterns in living birds. Dr. Shawkey can accurately predict the color of feathers from melanosomes alone. The scientists used the same method to decipher Anchiornis's color pattern.Anchiornis had a crown of reddish feathers surrounding dark gray ones, and its face was mottled with reddish and black spots. Its body was dark gray, but its limb feathers were white with black tips.
Given the full detail of the findings, Dr. Prum said, "it was like writing the first entry in a Jurassic field guide to feathered dinosaurs."
"....like writing the first entry in a Jurassic field guide to feathered dinosaurs." Where the hell do these people come up with this stuff? Because I want their power of similes. Could you imagine? A word wizard of my caliber mastering the art of similes? I'd be like an unstoppable tornado of raw power and supple skin that you just want to feel against your cheek so badly but can't BECAUSE I'M A F***ING RAGING TORNADO AND WILL TEAR YOUR GOTDAMN HOUSE DOWN. Suck it, wolf.
Evidence Builds on Color of Dinosaurs [nytimes]
and
True-Color Dinosaur Revealed: First Full-Body Rendering [nationalgeographic]
Thanks to Ryan, littlezan, big jerm, Shea, Divo, Da, Meow vs Meow, lauren!, Foxx, Anonymous_Rex, ellen, Amanda, Alan, Gabriel, Jujufruit, Griffin, Gavin, Sydney, Jennifer, Mike, Max, Brent, danundertheice, Chupacabra, Jonathan, Dustin, graf zeppelin, The Coffee Mugger, Aleisha and anybody else whose email I couldn't find because the mail sorter at the internet post office is a jerk, I love dinos and so should you.

Reader Comments
1. Eva - February 8, 2010 2:51 PM
Very cool
2. Pat - February 8, 2010 2:52 PM
Oh, those clever folks at National Geographic!
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3. woowiddywoo - February 8, 2010 2:55 PM
that's madness.
4. Jazzman - February 8, 2010 2:56 PM
you're a terd #4
5. Jazzman - February 8, 2010 2:57 PM
I am... well efff you too #5
6. Jazzman - February 8, 2010 2:58 PM
@ 4 & 5 STFU!!!
7. Hello - February 8, 2010 3:07 PM
Yay science!
8. mike - February 8, 2010 3:08 PM
some have feathers***
9. rdrazzle - February 8, 2010 3:09 PM
I'm a dinosaur, and 4, 5, 6 is not.
10. ShamWOW! - February 8, 2010 3:10 PM
I'd tap that.
11. blueZorro - February 8, 2010 3:11 PM
@ Jazzman: schizo lately?
12. Asperflux - February 8, 2010 3:37 PM
Long live the robots.
13. sugarbomb - February 8, 2010 3:45 PM
Why does this bird look EMO to me, I feel like it should be singing something angst filled
14. ? - February 8, 2010 3:52 PM
This is so lame.
15. M_D - February 8, 2010 4:24 PM
looks like an early Ivory-billed Woodpecker; http://www.ivory-bill-woodpecker.com/elusive-ivory.jpg
16. DH - February 8, 2010 4:30 PM
lmffaooo gw's writing is absolute CASH 4 GOLD.
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18. Harrison - February 8, 2010 9:07 PM
They forgot to mention that it was his birthday yesterday too. 125, 467, 223 years young, born on a rainy Tuesday afternoon.
19. rcrdGodoy - February 8, 2010 10:38 PM
But, GW, everybody knows that dinassours are either green or purple.
20. Graf Zeppelin - February 9, 2010 1:11 AM
...Geekologie is like writing the first entry in a Jurassic Craig's list to dinophilia.
the mail sorter at the magic email post office is an underpaid gnome and should not be messed with, lest you want the hairs on your computer behind singed by magic fireballs.
21. Jaded Icon - February 9, 2010 9:28 AM
All I can see when I look at this dinosaur is KFC.
22. Closet Nerd - February 9, 2010 10:25 AM
"Ka-kaw ka-kaw. Tookie tookie.... tookie tookie"
23. cabbo - February 9, 2010 2:11 PM
GW is his name, awesomeness is his game. THIS BE KICK ASS GW!
24. the WTF bringer - March 11, 2010 11:55 PM
i got bit by one of those before then i prison raped that dino to extinction.