Feb 22 2010Real Bacon Potato Chips: Once You Pop You Can't Stop (Until Your Heart Does, And It Will)
Who's Your Daddy (that's easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can't eat just one (bag) you glutton you.
We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goodness. They will put a grin on your face and promise to test your limits of self-control.
It is our stated mission that you have a heightened sense of expectation before opening a bag of our Real Bacon Handmade Potato Chips that is exceeded every single time that bag is opened. Enjoy!
Oh I'm going to enjoy all right, ENJOY SUING YOUR PANTS OFF FOR KILLING ME! You think ghosts can't sue? Ghosts can sue. Just ask Casper. He's been after that free candy van guy for years for passing out laced candy. Ha, good luck with that, Casper. Say mister, have any Jujyfruits?
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Thanks to Chuey the midget, who, despite his small size, can still win competitive eating contests.
Reader Comments
1. db - February 22, 2010 3:08 PM
first!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Mr. Stranger - February 22, 2010 3:16 PM
Is this gonna have the same effect as those olestra chips? what was it called...anal leakage? too much pork fat is known to have that effect...
3. kelehendros - February 22, 2010 3:23 PM
anal leakage is not a side effect thats an effect glad i got rid of my squishy organs a long time ago
4. blueZorro - February 22, 2010 3:28 PM
I don't know who my daddy is now after witnessing the raw awesomeness of BACON chips.
5. Heather - February 22, 2010 3:30 PM
Well, if nothing else, I learned who my daddy was.Which makes this post so worth it.
6. STOMPY - February 22, 2010 3:33 PM
@1
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my dear lord, bacon chips....
7. STOMPY - February 22, 2010 3:34 PM
opps, bad link
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8. james - February 22, 2010 3:52 PM
The asian store near my house sells ham & cheese flavored chips and the English brand Walker's sells both bacon and roast chicken flavored chips. They taste exactly like bacon and roast chicken. Asian ham & cheese chips are too scary to try.
9. Mal - February 22, 2010 4:01 PM
8 minutes and already 8 comments. Usain bolt would be proud.
10. Steal This Webcomic - February 22, 2010 4:27 PM
This will go great with my bacon infused beer!
http://gothamist.com/2009/08/12/bacon_beer_will_rule_them_all.php
11. emptyaddy - February 22, 2010 6:12 PM
Wow, I can actually see the sterol groups waving at me. I love America.
12. Demi - February 22, 2010 9:49 PM
Mmmmm!............. Bacon..............
:{***} I think I have these at home...
13. CEW - February 22, 2010 10:31 PM
Isnt there already bacon and potato flavored ice cream? I feel like this is old news....
14. CEW - February 22, 2010 10:31 PM
^that's flavoured
15. paul - February 23, 2010 3:17 AM
extra-bacony goodness == bacon grease
grin on your face == acne
16. Vanessa - February 23, 2010 9:30 PM
BACON CHIPS?!?!?!?!? *dies*
17. Mr. Science - April 4, 2010 11:54 AM
@ 2 - Olestra. You're sitting in it.
18. Sassypants - April 15, 2010 1:52 PM
BACON IS AMAZING!!!
http://amazingbacon.blogspot.com
www.amazingbacon.com