Feb 24 2010Omg Please Tell Me It Comes With The Mask: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shell Backpacks
This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework.
This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes four masks. Turtle power!
WOOT! That's right, the bag includes masks in all four turtle colors! I like turtles! AND getting high in the Turtle Van. Come on guys, make me an honorary member. I'll wear the brown mask AND WIELD A F***ING LIGHTSABER! Now, give it to me straight -- which one of you is banging April? Master Splinter -- GTFO!!
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Reader Comments
1. Alex - February 24, 2010 10:16 PM
Sweet.
2. jen - February 24, 2010 10:16 PM
first!
3. drew - February 24, 2010 10:16 PM
i hope it comes with the nose ring
4. Billy Rapture - February 24, 2010 10:21 PM
I hope it does NOT come with the star tattoos.
Unless they stars have pizza and say Cowabunga!
5. chris dominguez - February 24, 2010 10:27 PM
north em up man lol
6. Dover - February 24, 2010 10:40 PM
who wants to shoplift one of these for me. (i refuse to shop, no less enter, hot topic)
7. Richard McBeef - February 24, 2010 10:56 PM
I hope it comes strapped onto a huge douche I can give to my grandmother.
8. Gir - February 24, 2010 11:04 PM
I like tur... oh wait.
9. Joker Boy - February 24, 2010 11:04 PM
Watch "Black Dynamite" !!!...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
10. Zmann966 - February 24, 2010 11:06 PM
Holy shit, I have one of those!
I got it WAAAAY back in the day, I remember I keep all my ninja turtles toys and action figures in it... I totally forgot about that thing hmm... It might still be in storage here somewhere...
11. Fearofthewalnut - February 24, 2010 11:38 PM
/vomit
12. I never back down - February 25, 2010 12:08 AM
Is it just me or does this guy look like a moron?
13. iheartwood - February 25, 2010 1:01 AM
Buy set of for and get a FREE PIZZA!!
14. Dishy D (kowabunga April) - February 25, 2010 1:06 AM
Cool hair. And nose ring. And lip job.
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16. Android Boy - February 25, 2010 4:54 AM
DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Broseekium-128 - February 25, 2010 5:02 AM
Remember kids: when slitting your wrists it's down the road, not across the street.
18. atheistgirl - February 25, 2010 5:56 AM
Yaay! Let's all go back and live in the 90's again!
19. jiggaboo supastah - February 25, 2010 6:09 AM
it was the 80s you dumb bitch
20. siberianmoosecow - February 25, 2010 7:00 AM
@ 20 Excellent sir
also the dude in the mask is actually Shredder
21. atheistgirl - February 25, 2010 7:27 AM
@20. Whatever! I first saw it in the 90's.
And, please, I'm not dumb.
22. Daisy - February 25, 2010 8:24 AM
Obviously you are. Cough Cough Atheist. FAKE.
23. Jaded Icon - February 25, 2010 8:55 AM
@ 22
Don't worry @ 20 & 23 is just trolling, same guy (RDA maybe?). Late 80's early 90's. Bought my first turtle before the original cartoon came out. It was very badass back then.
24. joeproblem - February 25, 2010 9:33 AM
If you actually get away with wearing this at school and not getting your ass kicked, Kudos to you. because back when the turtles ran the airwaves you might have been able to get away with it. Now you look like a desperate loser clinging onto a past that belongs to me and other 80's babies not some ass hat in high school.
25. mike - February 25, 2010 10:09 AM
dude, it looks like Andy Samberg ..is he Blasian? half b/w?
26. ericthedork - February 25, 2010 10:19 AM
That's not a backpack for sale it's the costume of the Casey Jones actor in the new live-action TMNT movie! All TMNT fans are grown up. I hope the movie is NC17 I want to see what April is working with...
27. naas - February 25, 2010 10:44 AM
There's an albino running around without lips right now looking for this picture
28. naas - February 25, 2010 10:46 AM
THEREZ MUY LIPZ!!!!!!!!
29. naas - February 25, 2010 10:48 AM
DAMMIT I changed my name to 'random albino' for that last comment, right before hitting 'post your comment' the cache memory finished loading & ruined the whole thing. If that's any sign how today is going to be then it's time for alcohol
30. cabbo - February 25, 2010 11:08 AM
@23 Why, good sir, fuck you.
@everyone what the fuck on the 'asshat' shit. Seriously.
@Pic Think this guy got $10 for the shoot? Looks like he needs it. Ooooh, burn.
As a person born in '91, I grew up with these bad ass turtles. They were kick-assu. Then... as with everything good... they became bastardised. Goatsefied. Sure, there was the occasional piece of win, but, generally, standards slipped.
Now though... now I feel like we're back on track with this. These backpacks have truly reanimated the genre. In fact, these backpacks ARE the genre.
31. cabbo - February 25, 2010 11:10 AM
@GW I'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.
32. Closet Nerd - February 25, 2010 11:15 AM
@26 Blasain is black/asain, black/white is Mulatto.... just sayin
Hmmm so what are my kids called if they're Egyptian/Irish?
Egyrish?
33. cabbo - February 25, 2010 11:32 AM
@33 Fenian Pharohs.
34. naas - February 25, 2010 11:36 AM
ha!
35. STOMPY - February 25, 2010 11:42 AM
man, that was a lot of scotch yesterday..... nothing like looking back and seeing what i posted...
36. CaptObv - February 25, 2010 11:51 AM
No! Wearing this in public won't result in you getting your ass kicked at all!
37. GiNA - February 25, 2010 11:53 AM
Man men really take their turtles seriously...breathe, take a shot and calm yur asses down.
38. LSDiesel - February 25, 2010 12:09 PM
It's time for a new post.
Goodness. I need a Whiskey Sour.
39. Rosalie - February 25, 2010 12:14 PM
@6 Hot topic rules!! You can get mini skirts..gartters.. hose and see-thru shirts & chains!
Then you can come home and sing 'I'm turning Japanese' to your lover..
On the way through you can pick-up a hello kitty hat for the little one and a 'Cartman for president' pin for your collection..
You don't know what you missin'
40. Mike - February 25, 2010 12:46 PM
i own this yes i do. comes with all four masks and the ladies compliments xD
41. Jim - February 25, 2010 1:48 PM
What's with the girl tattoos? A guy that ugly only makes it worse with girly tattoos.
42. SAWGAW - February 25, 2010 2:27 PM
TOOL
43. GINORMAGANTUAN - February 25, 2010 4:26 PM
UBERGHEY!
44. che-che - February 25, 2010 4:59 PM
blackenese is the term for oriental asian and blacks.
45. Melnutz - February 25, 2010 6:33 PM
I'm a HUGE Ninja Turtles Fan, but that Backpack looks retarded(quick, call Sarah Palin). Only a Hot Topic kid who was born in 1998 would buy this b/c they Love the Turtles.
Also, could they've picked a Douchier looking guy to model the gear?
He's just as bad as the Threadless T's guys.
46. jason - February 25, 2010 7:06 PM
hahahaha i love when i get to take pics of retarded stuff for hot topic and read what everyone has to say.
this is me modeling that backpack no i didnt want to but hey for 100 bux for 15 min of my time i really could care less
47. Kymberley - February 25, 2010 9:48 PM
First off hes black and white. Second off, hes far from a douche. Thirdly, he makes more money with one photograph then anyone posting on here.
How about this.. YOU put on that retarded mask and the backpack and try to look "cool".
48. LEnA - February 26, 2010 9:43 AM
I have this backpack! <3 Everyone always wants to steal it :O
49. yo_frawggeh - February 27, 2010 3:09 AM
my friend has this backpack, and yes, it does indeed come with all four masks
50. ashlee - February 27, 2010 5:27 PM
AWH ITS JASON CASEY! MY HOMEBOY! Thanks for promoting him :p
51. only gurl - February 28, 2010 2:17 PM
that made me want to up chuck
52. dick - April 15, 2010 11:23 PM
JEWS CANT BE NINJAS!!!!!
53. morsi almorsi - July 12, 2010 1:54 PM
I WANT KNOW ONLY FAST