This $40 backpack from Hot Topic (I know, I secretly love that place too!) holds shit and makes you look like a ninja turtle. What more could you ask for from a bookbag? Jesus, it's not gonna do your math homework.
This backpack is in the shape of a half-shell and includes four masks. Turtle power!
WOOT! That's right, the bag includes masks in all four turtle colors! I like turtles! AND getting high in the Turtle Van. Come on guys, make me an honorary member. I'll wear the brown mask AND WIELD A F***ING LIGHTSABER! Now, give it to me straight -- which one of you is banging April? Master Splinter?! GTFO!!
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Thanks to Pete, who once pulled Krang out his android body's stomach and beat him with a shovel.
Note: High-res version HERE because this car deserves it.
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I need one for every day of the week! Just kidding, I'll wear the same one every day because I'm nasty. This is an 8-bit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweater available for pre-order (shipping in June) from Entertainment Earth. Plus it's only $40! I didn't know you could even... / Continue →
I can't believe it took so long for somebody to make one but 80's Tees has finally come to the rescue and is offering a $60 Shredder hoodie. And, if for some ungodly reason you don't know who Shredder is, you're dead to me. Sai to the neck!
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