This is a MacBook sleeve that looks like a newspaper. That way you won't get robbed unless somebody is stealing old newspapers, WHICH HAPPENS. Alternatively, wrap your laptop in newsprint. The protective carrier comes in four different foreign language models and will set you back around $82. Which is a lot for an old newspaper, unless it says something like 'LINCOLN SHOT!' on the front page. Then it's worth more.
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These are Bum Bag Drink Coolers, koozies that look like brown paper bags but are actually made from waterproof and tear-free Tyvek. You'll be the belle of the ball under the bridge! Man, I've brown-bagged it before. I'm not proud. Or ashamed. It's just one of those things ... / Continue →
Want a MacBook decal that makes it look like Iron Man is powered by Apple? Well you're in luck because Etsy seller moviemagicman is selling them! For $16! With free-ass shipping! Consider it a blue-light special! With no blue light! Or special! F*** it!
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Style Your Garage covers are printed tarps made to attach to your garage door to make it appear your garage is something it's not. For example, this one makes it look like you're running a rotisserie chicken business. But the fun doesn't stop there! Hit the jump to see a bun... / Continue →