Feb 15 2010Not Enough Meat: Raptor Eats Cheerleader
This is a video of the Toronto Raptor's mascot eating a cheerleader during the halftime show. Unfortunately, the mascot is one of those goofy inflatable suits and not an actual raptor, making it infinitely less cool than I had imagined before watching. Or buying this one-way ticket to Toronto. Dammit.
Thanks to Chris, Jack, Johnny Crow, El Gabo, Jon and my brother Frank, who all agree there's not enough meat on a cheerleader's bones to make it worth the effort.
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Reader Comments
1. nadalo - February 15, 2010 10:07 AM
did the raptor ate her kitty? poor kitty
2. mike - February 15, 2010 10:08 AM
Um Nom nom nom nom. Cheerleader bony.
3. Steal This Webcomic - February 15, 2010 10:12 AM
I've seen a lot of stuff in my life . . . but that . . . was . . . AWESOME.
4. AsSDEFF - February 15, 2010 10:13 AM
That was awesome. That's how raptors do it. If they can't bone them, they eat them.
5. MoHX - February 15, 2010 10:26 AM
it's funny cuz she got raped...
6. ObamaPacman - February 15, 2010 10:31 AM
You'r doin it wrong! There are more fun ways to eat a cheerleader!
(Actually that was pretty funny)
7. Phil - February 15, 2010 10:35 AM
Happened again at the All-Star game yesterday. Laughed so hard, so bad-ass
8. Jaja - February 15, 2010 10:38 AM
Did she die?
9. austinm2011 - February 15, 2010 10:41 AM
i have no doubt its real, but didnt she move so fake in the beginning? like when she was bobbing back and forth, but then it looked real...idk did anyone else notice?
10. Camolai - February 15, 2010 10:42 AM
WIN.
11. Ed - February 15, 2010 10:46 AM
LOL Awesome
12. STOMPY - February 15, 2010 10:54 AM
@5
i was thinking the same....
thats nothing though, i've ate tons of cheerleaders in my day
13. atheistgirl - February 15, 2010 11:14 AM
You just know that someone, somewhere, is fapping like crazy over this.
14. STOMPY - February 15, 2010 11:23 AM
@13
ya, his name is GW....
15. canlax8 - February 15, 2010 11:44 AM
Haha so good to see this on geekologie. I go to Raptors games all the time and this mascot is so distracting it's hard to watch the game! hilarious!
16. wes - February 15, 2010 11:49 AM
lolwtf
17. Han - February 15, 2010 11:56 AM
It went so... smoothly :D
awesome!
18. That uncle who did that bad thing we don't speak about - February 15, 2010 12:03 PM
I love the beginning - he's caught in a moral dilemma between raping her or eating her. Made the smart choice I think.
19. Blastphemer - February 15, 2010 12:14 PM
GW - what the hell are you doing out of bed today??? Thought you'd be laid up for at least a week after the dino-sex special on Discovery yesterday? Don't tell me you missed it.
20. Dishy D - February 15, 2010 12:28 PM
Cheerleader is the new fava beans.
21. Alain - February 15, 2010 2:24 PM
In soviet russia, cheeerleaders eat raptors :P
22. Deetz - February 15, 2010 3:13 PM
This is part of the "Zooperstars" act. They do all sorts of sports games. They also tried to compete on "Americas Got Talent".
23. John - February 15, 2010 3:32 PM
I remember the last time I danced with a mascot. It was the spring of 1923, and the Northern-South Westeastenshire Fondlers were playing the big game. Long story short, bad touch. BAD TOUCH.
24. scott - February 15, 2010 3:55 PM
hey there having sex in there u can see then jumping up and down lol
25. Beastman AIDS - February 15, 2010 6:41 PM
^ They're. They are having sex in there.
26. Utahraptor Spielbergi - February 15, 2010 9:17 PM
Where was the raptor going? To take a dump. Pom poms and nom noms are so filling.
27. jbone - February 15, 2010 10:14 PM
he's taking her out back for some sexy-time
28. Closet Nerd - February 16, 2010 8:04 AM
I'm waiting to see him poop her out in a little green shell like Yoshi..... just sayin
29. Plagiarist Nerd - February 16, 2010 7:51 PM
I asked a group of cheerleaders what they thought of this & their response was unanimous-- That if I let them go they wouldn't tell nobody.
30. Carny - February 19, 2010 7:00 AM
If that raptor tried to eat me i would round house his ass.
31. dOMO - February 19, 2010 8:23 PM
RRealy dude you show that to people
32. kuru - February 21, 2010 7:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-KExRW7v4&feature=related
bear mascots eats cheerleaders too
33. frank - March 1, 2010 10:04 AM
It's nice to see that "raptors" have become interchangeable with killer tomatoes. I mean look at that thing.