Not Enough Meat: Raptor Eats Cheerleader

This is a video of the Toronto Raptor's mascot eating a cheerleader during the halftime show. Unfortunately, the mascot is one of those goofy inflatable suits and not an actual raptor, making it infinitely less cool than I had imagined before watching. Or buying this one-way ticket to Toronto. Dammit.

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Thanks to Chris, Jack, Johnny Crow, El Gabo, Jon and my brother Frank, who all agree there's not enough meat on a cheerleader's bones to make it worth the effort.

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