Feb 24 2010New 'Iron Man 2' Costumes Coming Soon!
Sure Halloween is still eight months away, but is that gonna stop you from buying a War Machine costume and trying to seduce industrial robots at the Toyota factory? Probably not. Which is exactly why you should seek professional help. Namely, me with a baseball bat. Hold still, this won't hurt a bit. Yes, yes it will. This is gonna be the worst feeling you've ever felt in your entire life. Even worse than the first time you had your heart broken. Which, whoa -- when did Cupid get a liquid nitrogen crossbow?
All costumes available soon from CustomeCraze. Hit the jump for sexy 'Ironette' and Black Widow costumes, a kid's version, and some Tony Stark facial hair.
Iron Man 2 Costumes! First Look at War Machine, Whiplash, Ironette and Black Widow [costumecraze]
Reader Comments
1. mark - February 24, 2010 3:03 PM
first
2. naas - February 24, 2010 3:03 PM
DO WANT
3. Closet Nerd - February 24, 2010 3:03 PM
"War Machine" looks like a "Little Big Planet" Iron Man..... just sayin
4. naas - February 24, 2010 3:04 PM
...black widow, the chick not the outfit
5. naas - February 24, 2010 3:04 PM
@3 poor iron man looks a little like hotdog boy
6. naas - February 24, 2010 3:06 PM
on second thought, both ironette & black widow can have their ways with me with or without their costumes
7. oliver - February 24, 2010 3:09 PM
...black widow, the chick WITH the outfit
8. Mr. Stranger - February 24, 2010 3:12 PM
war machine looks like a f*cking bobble head!!
9. Richard McBeef - February 24, 2010 3:12 PM
#1 plays dress up in the ironette costume while wearing the tony stark facial hair and masturbating to the toddler ironman.
10. STOMPY - February 24, 2010 3:14 PM
I really want a gijoe psa comment, but I'll wait till the n99bs catch up...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY
11. STOMPY - February 24, 2010 3:17 PM
NOW I WANNA SEE SOME DECENT GI-JOE PARODY COMMENTS! STARTING............................
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>>>>>>...>>>.>>..>..>>
NOW
12. naas - February 24, 2010 3:18 PM
that tony stark look could be the new blu steel
13. naas - February 24, 2010 3:27 PM
body massage?
14. Jordan - February 24, 2010 3:28 PM
Hey, It's Purim this Friday, how could you forget!
15. STOMPY - February 24, 2010 3:29 PM
@14
ehhhhhhh, what the hell?
16. Pat - February 24, 2010 3:40 PM
Iron-ette and facial hair are just awful!
17. noodle - February 24, 2010 3:41 PM
i didnt know whiplash wore hammer pants
18. John - February 24, 2010 3:53 PM
Why are people mocking War Machine's Hydrocephalus? It's a serious medical condition.
19. RoboChop - February 24, 2010 4:13 PM
Who actually read Ironman? Was this ever a big title for Marvel? I remember Ironman looked cool, he had a nice design and all but was the comic ever entertaining?
20. Rob - February 24, 2010 4:20 PM
@19 - Eh. To me, Tony Stark was usually more entertaining that Iron Man. I liked seeing the man inside the suit trying to live his life more than the hero flying around and kicking ass.
But that's just me.
21. Dishy D - February 24, 2010 4:32 PM
Q: Which superhero's clothes are never wrinkled?
A: Iron man.
22. Dishy D - February 24, 2010 4:33 PM
Q: Which superhero is full of rye comments?
A: Irony man.
23. atheistgirl - February 24, 2010 4:51 PM
War Machine has got no shoes either.
24. Terrorbite - February 24, 2010 4:52 PM
are they trying to scream fag looser ass sheit all in the name of a buck?
lamesauce
25. Lord_Santa - February 24, 2010 5:46 PM
wow
Halloween costumes of a comic character for grown up's
impressive
26. John - February 24, 2010 6:12 PM
@19 Lots of people read Iron Man, though he was most popular as part of the Avengers. The same can be said for most non-mutant Marvel heroes.
27. Jaded Icon - February 25, 2010 8:46 AM
The guy in the Whiplash costume is stacked, but those whips look like long black licorice. Not really all that intimidating, unless you're diabetic........
28. GiNA - February 25, 2010 11:47 AM
Not just anyone can wear the chicks fits, you cant be fat, cause it would just be ugly and weird. The war machine has a giant head so it's weird no matter what, and the little boy one doesnt even look like Ironman, it looks like Ronald Mcdonals went superhero. Do not like or want!
29. Donk Donkerson - February 25, 2010 1:20 PM
I don't understand why someone can't just shoot whiplash in the face with a gun.
30. DrkHoax - February 26, 2010 7:57 AM
I did not know that Whiplash was the Prince of Persia!
31. Halloween Costumes - March 18, 2010 2:58 PM
These are hot! The guy in whiplash costume does some serious working out! The Black Widow costume is very hot!!! I like it a lot!