February 8, 2010

Mechanical Bull: Red Bull's Conceptual Bike

Filed Under: beasty / bullwhip / conceptual / good looking / i'd ride it / mermaids / motorcycle / red bull gives me the shakes and a twitchy eye / red bull gives you angel wings / sex with animals = not cool / vroom vroom / vroom vroom kabloom

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This is a conceptual Red Bull motorcycle as designed by Barrend Massow Hemmes. Riding it makes you look like you're boning a giant red bull from behind, which, I suspect, is the reason the internal combustion engine was invented in the first place. Is there anything sexier? Yes, but it involves mermaids and a wet t-shirt contest and....God, I got the shivers just typing that. And by "shivers" I mean "garden hose from the garage". Tell your sisters, Ariel. Cash prizes.

Hit the jump for two more pictures, including the original sketch.

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