Feb 25 2010Makes Perfect Sense: Lightsaber USB Drives
Honey, have you seen my lightsaber USB drive? Haha, what do you mean it's in your panty drawer? These USB lightsabers come in red and green, light up when you plug them in and will set you back $20 for 1GB of storage. Amazingly, they're actual Lucasfilm licensed products from Japan. Really? Because I would have manufactured the same thing, not gotten any licensing rights, and sold them as lightswords BECAUSE I'M A RUTHLESS BUSINESSMAN. Don't believe me? Then why did I just kill my secretary? Wait, why did I just kill my secretary? CAUSE I'M ROOFLESS, YOUNG'N!
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Reader Comments
1. Lady Virgen - February 25, 2010 6:38 PM
First!
2. Spoonman - February 25, 2010 6:38 PM
FIRST! And Skywalker uses one.
3. Jared - February 25, 2010 6:39 PM
BUH BAM first to comment, suck it readers!
4. Jared - February 25, 2010 6:39 PM
god damnit
5. Lady Virgen - February 25, 2010 6:40 PM
Want one!
6. naas - February 25, 2010 7:30 PM
@1 - @4 BUH BAM, you're all fucking losers
That's no USB lightsaber, more like a midets' chopstick
7. KT - February 25, 2010 7:53 PM
I have the jumbo size hidden under my mattress.
8. Kazamiki - February 25, 2010 8:06 PM
Want one of those luminescent dildo !! :D
9. jimmydogballz - February 25, 2010 8:23 PM
that is a poor excuse for a lightsaber.
On a side note, my 3 year old son is really getting into star wars and likes to call Storm Troopers... Storm Vaders. kids gotta love em.
10. Lady Virgen - February 25, 2010 8:53 PM
@6 You must have a very little penis.
11. naas - February 25, 2010 9:44 PM
@10 not at all, just an intolerance to abundant ongoing stupidity
12. CrazyJayTehNinja - February 25, 2010 11:26 PM
i did something like this last year. i had an old ass Star Wars spoon that lit up and popped out a little saber on the end of the spoon when you press a button. so i messed with it and it looks sorta like this and when you plug it in it pops out the plastic saber and lights it up.
13. BeHazey - February 26, 2010 1:31 AM
Looks like rule 34 on computers
14. Ollie Williams - February 26, 2010 9:15 AM
Sh... should I draw the penis?
15. LoopyLove - February 26, 2010 10:10 AM
i would like to tickle myself with this
16. Jaded Icon - February 26, 2010 10:40 AM
The power of Sith compels you!!..........to buy these great lightsaber USB drives...These don't really look all that great.
17. krystle - February 26, 2010 11:08 AM
China watches,
18. atheistgirl - February 26, 2010 3:02 PM
Is this so your computer can look as though it has a light up penis?
19. TetraShiva - February 26, 2010 4:43 PM
Dildos.
That is all.
20. gus - February 26, 2010 6:40 PM
thats so sick finally
21. bar room hero - February 26, 2010 8:36 PM
D i l d o s
22. Seyri Film, Film izle, seyret - February 28, 2010 2:28 AM
what is this?
23. nike basketball shoes - February 28, 2010 10:49 PM
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