Feb 1 2010Lookin' Good!: A Gizmo (From Gremlins) Dress

Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort. AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait -- $2,100? You've got to be f***ing kidding me.
"Gizmo" skirt in grey tweed with 'ear-pockets' and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN LICHTENBERG from the ready to wear collection.
PLEASE NOTE: The Ready to Wear BRIAN LICHTENBERG pieces are made to order - Please allow 10-14 business days before we ship this item.
First of all, for being in the "ready to wear" collection, 10-14 business days before shipping doesn't exactly sound all that ready. And secondly, how much you wanna bet there's an evil Gremlin hiding behind that cuddly little face? (I'm talking about her vagina)
Hit the jump for a couple more shots, including some close-ups.



Thanks to Niki, who wore a far better looking Ewok dress to prom and was the belle of the ball.

Reader Comments
1. tn11 - February 1, 2010 3:34 PM
i've got an eye on you too baby!
2. tn11 - February 1, 2010 3:35 PM
and HOLY SHIT she's white. I thought i was white but damn
3. om3ga - February 1, 2010 3:39 PM
pure shite
4. Richard McBeef - February 1, 2010 3:40 PM
@GW - did you know you can swear here now. Watch... shitting fuck. Told you.
yeah that's dumbest ass thing i have seen. does it have a built in fanny pack? i bet the designers bust a nut laughing at every order. not that anyone would pay $2100 for that garbage.
5. RighteousJoana - February 1, 2010 3:41 PM
Get ready to see Lady GaGa wearin' this
6. RighteousJoana - February 1, 2010 3:42 PM
@4 thanks for the heads up
This skirt is fucking bullshit.
Just sayin'
7. Adrian Sands - February 1, 2010 3:43 PM
Wow, a BRIAN LICHTENBERG original. I would have balked at a similar price for a non-BRIAN LICHTENBERG skirt, but this BRIAN LICHTENBERG creation is full of BRIAN LICHTENBERG quality!
8. Raul - February 1, 2010 4:00 PM
What ever you do, don't get it wet!
9. Niki - February 1, 2010 4:01 PM
WHOOT. I wish the back was a gremlin.
10. ktm - February 1, 2010 4:13 PM
That girl needs to get some sun.
11. Sapa - February 1, 2010 4:20 PM
I'd fuck the dogshit out of that skirt!!!
12. your mom is my whore - February 1, 2010 4:23 PM
your all fags and go get some sun geek's!!!!!!!!
dont like me., e-mail me at bluedolphin@yahoo.com
13. your mom is my whore - February 1, 2010 4:25 PM
and @ 1-9 you all suck
14. michelle - February 1, 2010 4:35 PM
Yup, stoned pug. That thing is soo big she could be hidin' a big ol' cock under there.
15. Ollie Williams - February 1, 2010 4:40 PM
Owen Wilson nose + ugly dress + scary representation of Gizmo = I'd hit it. Twice.
16. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 4:44 PM
The Gizmo face should be in the back, so that the eyes are on her ass cheeks.
17. Gargamel - February 1, 2010 4:51 PM
Looks like the Twilight dude.
18. Gargamel - February 1, 2010 4:58 PM
@10 Bright light can kill a Mogwai.
19. SRose - February 1, 2010 5:07 PM
I heard Lady Gaga is going to wear this.
20. NES--still-the-best - February 1, 2010 6:01 PM
The chick modeling it looks like Morgan Webb with Soda Popinski's skin tone. As for that POS dress, I can't see anyone paying more than 1/100th that ridiculous price. It isn't even worth $21.
21. Lizzard - February 1, 2010 6:27 PM
Did anyone else see this ad placement?
http://br.st/8zu
22. asschilee - February 1, 2010 6:47 PM
I thought it was that dog thing from never ending story... horribly lame skirt.
23. CatchHerInTheEye - February 1, 2010 7:50 PM
Wow, that just makes her look like she has the most enormous and misshapen camel toe in the history of ever. FAIL.
24. Boodle - February 1, 2010 8:53 PM
That would hide "front butts" wonderfully!
25. soso - February 1, 2010 10:12 PM
Am i the only one who thinks this is insanely attractive? Yea? Thought so.
26. GiNa - February 2, 2010 11:41 AM
Why would you even model this? Fugly skirt, fugly outfit, fugly shoes. It's all fugly.
27. x ≠ 7 - February 2, 2010 11:52 AM
cause you comment on it, GiNa
28. Fisty McBottoms - February 2, 2010 3:28 PM
It looks like her vagina is on sideways
29. atheistgirl - February 2, 2010 3:37 PM
That is truly awful. You would look malformed
30. 642-825 - February 2, 2010 8:20 PM
You call this model ?
31. Nerderella - February 3, 2010 4:11 AM
Why would anyone want some thing's face as a skirt? WHY?!
32. Boodle - February 3, 2010 9:46 AM
It would also hide the penis of any transgendered or transexual people who are wearing it!
33. emptyaddy - February 3, 2010 5:09 PM
Wow, this is about 26 years too late.
34. anonomyous - February 3, 2010 11:45 PM
can I say i'd like to toungfuck her ass?