Feb 1 2010Keeping It Classy: Large Breasted Mouse Pads
Because Japan has infinitely cooler (and 10x perverted) everything, it was only a matter of time before they beat us to the invention of breasted mouse pads. I don't know where you get them, and I don't know why you would get them, all I know is I did get them. Which, fun fact: fondling your mouse pad while talking to coworkers CAN count as sexual harassment. Shocking, I know. (Anybody hiring?)
Big Breasted Mousepads [buzzfeed]
Thanks to emerica and CEW, who have never been caught in the janitor's closet with a mouse pad. Yet.
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Reader Comments
1. blueZorro - February 1, 2010 5:45 PM
Squishy!
2. Tennist0 - February 1, 2010 5:46 PM
...i do believe GW is holding out
3. soundofbread - February 1, 2010 5:50 PM
WANT
4. klub-o-mat - February 1, 2010 5:50 PM
looks cozy - wow i made it among the top5 hehe - i loved all descriptions / intros - i was never a jump$hitter b4 i (never) swear
5. Whett - February 1, 2010 5:51 PM
mmmmmmm. Titty
6. 4th - February 1, 2010 5:52 PM
FINALLY, I can get some tittie fucking action!
7. voltron - February 1, 2010 5:53 PM
How would you get any work done? It's not like people have the ability to not look at arousing things.
8. klub-o-mat - February 1, 2010 5:53 PM
order 4 sure but where 2 add dat at my trackpad ? - i dun have mouses maybe few rats around
9. blueZorro - February 1, 2010 5:54 PM
But really...my hand will not be on the mouse. Wait that could be read very differently. However you read it tells a little bit more about yourself. Anyway have a nice day!
10. Omnias - February 1, 2010 5:56 PM
LMAO. Those are awesome
11. Setsuna Setsunai - February 1, 2010 6:00 PM
They actually have these here, too. My friend got me one from a Spencer's, only it's a picture of a blonde chick, not an anime chick. It's actually quite comfortable.
12. C-Basstian - February 1, 2010 6:01 PM
the one in front looks like jecka
13. Father - February 1, 2010 6:04 PM
This is so fucking OLD. If you haven't seen these before, all I can say is welcome to the Internet and enjoy your stay.
14. youMomLovesIt - February 1, 2010 6:07 PM
Geeks....
Have non of yall ever been to Hooters?
They've had these for years at the Hoots!
http://www.hootersgear.com/Merch/MerchItemDetail.aspx?webitem_seq=927
Oh wait...currently unavailable...looks like the Geekologie writer stocked up for winter...
15. Beth - February 1, 2010 6:25 PM
They're from bustymousepads . com and they seem to be available in the US and worldwide. :-)
16. JBantha - February 1, 2010 6:32 PM
OLD! this is like 10 years old... srlyGW
BTW... there are like in 6 sizes
17. f - February 1, 2010 6:33 PM
@13, 14, 15: damnit you're right, so old..
18. Biwamaru - February 1, 2010 6:37 PM
1 PLEASE
19. asian sensation - February 1, 2010 6:39 PM
theybe selling that shit at spencers foe evah
America !
20. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 6:56 PM
Who cares how old it is?!
Its BOOBIES!!!!
I LOVE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!
.... just sayin
21. Photocopier - February 1, 2010 6:57 PM
OLD it continues to amaze me how little you know the internet.
http://www.amazon.com/Sexual-Wellness-Products/b?ie=UTF8&node=3777371
look in the male masturbators section.
This is on Amazon, Amazon is very very tame. now imagine the rest of the internet.
yes they do have bondage. and even sexual furniture. T*t mousemats are the tip of the iceberg.
22. David Bishop - February 1, 2010 7:28 PM
http://www.bustymousepads.com/
23. LE - February 1, 2010 7:34 PM
Wow. Way to kill that stereotype about geeks never having touched a real human breast.
24. JSSmith - February 1, 2010 8:31 PM
I found the ones picture. I am asking the wife for one for my upcoming birthday. Wish me luck. : D
http://www.bustymousepads.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=65_66
25. john the carpenter - February 1, 2010 8:38 PM
i can just see it now. perverts around the world are buying these up and then proceeding to titty-fuck(or mousepadgel-fuck) the shit out of them lol eww
26. bob from accounting - February 1, 2010 8:46 PM
I've had a hooters girl version of that for about two years... and yes, they are as fun as they look
27. Paul Murray - February 1, 2010 9:52 PM
Mouse pad with a wrist support to reduce RSI. So what's new?
28. Tiffany J. - February 1, 2010 10:04 PM
Meh, my dad got one for Christmas several years ago.
29. holmgren - February 1, 2010 10:23 PM
Can't really believe the Geekologie writer was unaware these were available many many moons ago.
30. Lone Wolf - February 1, 2010 11:22 PM
You think those will be used for mouse pads? They will be used but not for mouse pads and they will get very dirty.
31. NVG - February 2, 2010 12:13 AM
I hope they make a Maria Ozawa / Sora Aoi mousepad.
32. Jiakasuma - February 2, 2010 12:19 AM
I want one
33. teknikflickan - February 2, 2010 3:45 AM
that's old :P my mate has one and her boobies are black and totally disgusting now. I guess he used her to much.... Anyways, the mousepad feels really comfortable :D
34. thechevron - February 2, 2010 3:51 AM
"it was only a matter of time before "
yes, about 6 years ago, jesus.
35. ~zeus~ - February 2, 2010 5:03 AM
sweet!
36. creepyguy - February 2, 2010 6:54 AM
are they machine washable?
37. steve - February 2, 2010 9:10 AM
www.chestrest.com is where my gf ordered mine from several years ago. I look at it but do not touch it.
I also have shower breasts - a nice pair to fill with soap or conditioner and suction cup to the shower wall - Also unused but on display. I had to have a friend in the UK order and ship them to me. I never found a place to buy them in the in the USA.
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=12628
38. Don - February 2, 2010 9:33 AM
ooh Awesome I have one of those!! hentai mousepad from Touhou!
39. Shade - February 2, 2010 9:46 AM
Here in Norway they sell them at the local Outland stores (fantasy/geek stores) They seem fancy!
40. geeky and fun - February 2, 2010 9:51 AM
Gave one like that as a birthday present for my coworker, it was 3d fantasy themed though, not anime. He loved it.
41. Dark - February 2, 2010 1:48 PM
I remember seeing these around 8 years ago... not behind the times at all here are we...
42. John - February 2, 2010 2:09 PM
You can get the anime and other Japanese ones from ncsx.com, not one to normally cry old but yeah, this kinda has sex with the cake(that's the saying, right?).
43. John - February 2, 2010 2:11 PM
http://www.ncsxshop.com/cgi-bin/shop/TP-MK3D.html
Here's one that has actual NAKED boobies!
44. gareth - February 2, 2010 3:40 PM
My girlfriend got me one of those, its in the cupboard, still using my SUN one, had this thing for 12 years, it even out lived the server it came with...
45. Paper-Night - February 2, 2010 4:11 PM
I'm using this one right now >_>
http://media.photobucket.com/image/yoko%20mousepad/abcd8899123/IMG_2452.jpg
46. lolwut - February 2, 2010 8:22 PM
I already have one of those, and I've had it since I was 11...YES I WAS A PEVERTED LITTLE GIRL WHEN I WAS 11.
47. Apeman505 - February 2, 2010 9:00 PM
Aw man, that picture is almost ten years old! GW, you need to get on the ball! :P
48. quax - February 3, 2010 10:49 AM
@47: true thing
btw, those things sucks
49. elka - February 4, 2010 9:58 AM
:O
I am a big fan of this site, but I seriously am starting to think you are... 13 years old. I WAS 13 years old or less when these were popular, and I am almost 30 now. Helloooooooooooooo??!!
50. Freaking Freak - February 4, 2010 10:28 AM
O
51. Freaking Freak - February 4, 2010 10:28 AM
L
52. Freaking Freak - February 4, 2010 10:29 AM
D
53. Katie - February 4, 2010 9:24 PM
I knew someone who had one of these like 8 years ago.. but it was made in the US and it was a Hooters girl ^_^
54. neuroplay - February 8, 2010 11:57 AM
Is that a Floppy dis I see in the background there? I wonder what nuggets of unforeseen wisdom could be attained from such a mysterious source. (pr0n)