Feb 1 2010I'm Learning!: Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex
Whew -- after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance. Here, I'll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your shoes while you shuffle me around the dance floor like a little girl. Okay, now make me fly like Baby at the end of 'Dirty Dancing'. Whoa -- whoa -- wheeeeeeeeeee!! *CRASH* Wow, that was definitely NOT the time of my life. These are pens explaining sex. Blogging magic -- I've still got it.
Hit the jump for more, better ones (damn yeah I'm going for that extra click. DO IT!).
Sex explained graphically by pens [9gag]
Thanks to Christopher, Julian and Marco, who once explained sex to a roomful of senior citizens with nothing more than their naked bodies. Eight people died.
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Reader Comments
1. Dan - February 1, 2010 10:43 AM
FIRST
lol
yeah.
2. Turtleburgers - February 1, 2010 10:44 AM
First?
I disagree with the use of a sharpener as viagra , that seems like an oxymoron to me.
3. Turtleburgers - February 1, 2010 10:44 AM
You son of a bitch dan
4. Rackmore - February 1, 2010 10:45 AM
Lol @ "With elderlies" pic.
5. blah - February 1, 2010 10:45 AM
OLD!
6. kelehendros - February 1, 2010 10:47 AM
humans are weird *roboflex*
7. kidc - February 1, 2010 10:52 AM
what about the pen that has like, 5 different colors inside it and you can choose which one to click down? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
8. jodie - February 1, 2010 11:00 AM
@7
Red=girl
Blue=boy
Black=biracial
Green=Wild Life
Multi-sexual
9. Pat - February 1, 2010 11:05 AM
Very funny, but could have done without the last two on the list.
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10. naas - February 1, 2010 11:06 AM
Damn, right off the bat from a fresh start to a fresh week & a post that slightly relates to SEX....... and @1 has to go & shit on himself before entering the room with that stupid first bullshit. I thought 2010 was going to be a better year
11. naas - February 1, 2010 11:07 AM
@9 you AND the church could have done without those last two
12. Dan - February 1, 2010 11:20 AM
@10 Done! great feeling.
13. Ickorus - February 1, 2010 11:25 AM
The 'Another Threesome' one should have been called devils threeway.
14. naas - February 1, 2010 11:41 AM
@firstard Dan - yes it is a great feeling, I wont't argue with that.
Shitting in your pants however while making your way to the podium & smearing it on your face before speaking to everyone - not so good
15. friends, etc. - February 1, 2010 11:54 AM
"damn yeah"? what is that?
16. FreakingFreak - February 1, 2010 12:15 PM
OHHHH MY GOOODDD!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GW!!! THIS IS SO OLD!!!!!!!
17. Closet Nerd - February 1, 2010 12:16 PM
@Dan why not come up with something other than "first" and still enjoy being the first commenter, and you can also enjoy the fact that you've prevented someone from being a douche, by writing "first (i.e. i bring NOTHING to the table)......
just sayin
18. Elwood Moose - February 1, 2010 12:16 PM
Nobody puts GW in a corner.
19. naas - February 1, 2010 12:28 PM
@Dan - Closet Nerd makes an excellent point you know
20. Al - February 1, 2010 1:15 PM
Sharpener=Circumcision???
21. Spewella - February 1, 2010 4:01 PM
the Sharpener makes perfect sense for viagra man! it sharpens the pencil making it pointier, harder, etc.
22. Ahmed - February 1, 2010 5:36 PM
2 pens 1 cap. :D
23. Ahmed - February 1, 2010 5:36 PM
2 pens 1 cap. :D
24. iheartwood - February 2, 2010 1:50 AM
Sick interpretation . . .
That's what you get when a lone geek gets bored with pens
25. sfjoijsofije - February 2, 2010 4:54 AM
So unfunny
26. Sonza - February 2, 2010 7:04 AM
@ 7 and 8:
"It'll be whoever you want it to be..."
27. Laura - February 2, 2010 8:05 PM
oh, surprise: the opposite of gangbang is... harem. because, you know, sex is about men and men and penises and, well, men.
i know it's just a joke and blah, and otherwise it's funny, but it really kills me that we have to take such shit.
damn.
now go ahead and crucify the ugly feminist lesbo.
28. Raymond - February 3, 2010 5:12 PM
I'm Learning!: Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex
This is so true because as everyone knows; nobody writes with ballpoint
pens anymore.
Your all going to helvetica in ipad.
29. Duvvar Design - February 9, 2010 10:43 AM
ehehehehe
hey my frend this is photo's comic
this is thank you.. :)