Feb 11 2010I'll Be Glued To The Television: Discovery Airing Valentine's Day Special On Dino Sex
What better way to spend Valentine's Day than home alone in front of the television at 10PM Eastern watching a Discovery Channel special on dinosaur sex? I can't think of a single one. Of course, I can't think of a better way to spend any day.
Tyrannosaurus Sex, the Discovery Channel's "new special that investigates dinosaur reproduction" and uses "ground-breaking CGI [to] bring new life to one of the last mysteries of these great beasts."
The press release for the show is a thing of both beauty and terror -- not unlike a dinosaur, really. "Tyrannosaurus Sex doesn't just answer the questions, IT SHOWS DINOSAUR SEX IN ALL ITS GLORY," it says. Please god, no. "How did a ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a female Titanosaur support the weight of a male who was as long as a four-story building is high? How did a Stegosaurus couple negotiate sex with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
Oh. my. God. It's like the Discovery Channel has been rooting around in my brain! Tell me, did you find out where I parked my car last night? Right, I remember being at that club, and then -- robot threesome whaaaaat? Nope, definitely came up with this on their own.
Press Release [tvbythenumbers]
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'Tyrannosaurus Sex': Jurassic spark? [popwatch]
Thanks to Ryleigh, Omid, Ben and Craig, who are all invited to come over and watch provided we never make eye contact.
Reader Comments
1. David Sadi - February 11, 2010 4:49 PM
"..it shows dinosaur sex in all its glory"
This show was pretty much made for GW
2. holyboyfromholyland - February 11, 2010 4:49 PM
hope bad sex wasnt the reason they passed ... will that happen 2 mankind too - if i watch my attitudes in bed might could lol
3. DaveXor - February 11, 2010 4:51 PM
This would only be better if there was Pie involved.
4. Ed - February 11, 2010 4:53 PM
I'm excited! :3
5. todders - February 11, 2010 5:10 PM
This guy might want to take note:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/180
6. Tennist0 - February 11, 2010 7:44 PM
first mythbusters, now...dinosaur sex. I want to say this channel is Jesus's making...but thats a bit redundant, isn't it?
7. So, Dino's are gay? - February 11, 2010 11:46 PM
Cuz that's 2 Dio-dudes going at it!!! heh, heh. Just kidding... Or am I?
8. Dishy - February 11, 2010 11:48 PM
So the Discovery Channel now has a show about mythical creatures having sex. Sheesh, how dumm.
9. bigjobsboard - February 12, 2010 12:35 AM
Guys! This is the primary evidence that LOVE BITES! LOL. Now i know who are the descendants of the dogs! LOL
10. hippy - February 12, 2010 9:55 AM
ha! I saw that this was gonna be on. and the first thing I thought was that the GW must be hard as a rock right now..
11. Closet Nerd - February 12, 2010 10:21 AM
I wanna see some dino money shots..... just sayin
12. Darkfur Marlfox - February 25, 2010 10:11 PM
Does anyone know if this is on the internet yet? I missed it on V-Day and I want to watch it.
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