Feb 2 2010Ignoble Gases: Periodic Table Of Smellements

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This is the periodic table of smellements as developed by Natalie Dee. This version's really small and probably hurting your eyes to squint at though so click THIS BUTTON to see a full-size version AND PREPARE TO BE ODORIZED! Well, what do you think? I thought it was pretty awesome except for the ones at the bottom. Those ones made me uke-pay in my outh-may a little. And by a little I mean a lot. It's dribbling down my chin. Well? LICK IT UP, PEASANT! This is all your fault somehow, I know it.

Periodic Table of Smellements [nataliedee]

Thanks to Ambrose and Kristen, who are both transition smells.

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YOUSUNKMYBATTLESHIP.

why is curry in appetizing i hate the smell of curry. and gasoline is disgusting :C

Bo is both Books and B.O.

There is a distinction between Rotten Corpse and Vomity Corpse.

Hmm..

They should include Brittany Spears' pussy, and that has a class of it's own far past freaking gross

These are getting annoying... >.<

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They forgot "FM" - Frumunda. Thats smells good and bad. You know you like it!

Gasoline is a pleasant smell?

gasoline is a pleasant smell to some.. being a gearhead I much prefer the smell of nitro methane apposed to regular 91 octane.. mostly because it brings back good memories of car shows and drag races.. it;s not like i'd want a air freshner made outta the shit... on second thought.. I think i just came up with my first millionaire invention!

I like how "Axe" made the freaking gross list...

Axe FAIL

@9 thanks for giving me an unwanted and unnecessary paid programming paragraph to read.

UM. So I kind of like the way cigars smell. And rotting corpse.

Natalie must really like xkcd.

I think it might still need a little work.

Quick! To the smell-o-scope!

Some of these are relatable but some are up for personal choice, I happen to like Axe, and since when does paint smell good.......just saying.

BTW: "Air" smells different. I recommend "Wisconsin" air over "L.A." air anyday.

@18 I'd imagine "Wisconsin Air" smells like cow pies..... just sayin

@ Chi Flat Irons.....
Get the SMELL out of here!.... just sayin

@6 Britney Spears aside, where would pussy fit in here? And then there is clean pussy and dirty pussy. A clean smelling pussy is pleasant where a dirty pussy is just plain gross.

@21 My dad always told me, "if it smells like chicken, give it a lickin'..... if it smells like cologne, leave it alone"...... just sayin

@22 LOL.. ah parential advice, it sticks with you forever.

And who likes the smell of Windex, curry, and ruber cement? They smell nasty , this girl must be broke and cant afford normal drugs.

With all the strange smells this girl likes (i.e. glue, gas, windex, etc) it makes me think she likes the smell of someone cooking meth..... just sayin

@16, it needs a lot of work.

There are a lot of repeats (Cg, Co, Rp, and Cb). The two Cbs are right next to each other.

How am I supposed to make a smellical equation if I don't know if I'm dealing with cabbage or cinnabon?

How is Cigar a nasty smell? I love that smell. And onion rings is a PLEASANT smell? This woman's got it all backwards.

I have two addendums: shrinkwrap & pickles

@22

i was told if it smells like perfume, leave the room.

if it smells like fish, eat what you wish.

this would be better if it followed the periodic table symbols instead of just a categorized list of things

i guess that's why it's called nataliedee.com and not geekologie.com.

@28 i like it!

i<3 natalie dee!

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