This is an adorable little video of what baking cookies would be like if it were anything similar to running Photoshop. Unfortunately, it's not. Which is how I managed to burn my old house down. Kidding, KIDDING -- I was hoping to catch the ex-wife while she was sleeping. Ssshhhhhh!!
Wow, who knew there were so many other Pac-Man ghosts? I mean, besides me (I beat the game once and unlocked those bitches).
Sure, we've all heard of Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde, but did you know about the Boba Fett ghost? In celebration of Pac-Man's recent 30th birthday,... / Continue →
I thought this was just the cutest thing. You know, many times I've bought bags of shelled peanuts only to find a bunch of the poor bastards cracked open and missing their brains. Who knew it was the secretly the work of zombie nuts? Besides me, I know everything. Go on, as... / Continue →
This $12 Pac-Man Hothead from Fred is a silicon oven mitt that's "ready to eat the heat". Or, I dunno, your cookies! I like how the inside of his mouth looks like a Pac-Man level, I thought that was a nice touch. But not as nice as yours. No seriously -- this back isn't gon... / Continue →