Feb 25 2010Hm, I Don't Know How I Feel About Robo-Rex
I love LEGO. I LOOOOVE dinosaurs. But I hate, I hate, I HATE Peter Pan robots. So I dunno how I feel about ol' Robo-Rex here. Such he's got a pretty mouth, but he's also a robot. I've got a sneaking suspicion the moment you think you're safe and your dorm roommate is asleep and not watching, you'd stick your sausage in there and CHOMP! And from that point on, your life will never be the same. Mostly because your roommate wasn't really asleep. He was secretly filming you having mouth sex with a plastic robot dinosaur. You'll leave school that semester amidst constant ridicule. Eventually, you'll land a blogging position.
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Reader Comments
1. J-SIZZLE - February 25, 2010 10:46 PM
GW you know you'd let it bite you....
2. J-SIZZLE - February 25, 2010 10:47 PM
in picture 3 its probably cut off because GW is over their.....
look at the dino's face, i think it's enjoying it.
3. naas - February 25, 2010 10:56 PM
ahhh. dino hungry.
4. jimmydogballz - February 25, 2010 11:02 PM
IT ATE WALL-E!! NOOOOO!!!!!! I love that little guy.
5. Jaja - February 25, 2010 11:20 PM
It's 4:21 in the AM frank and my penis is solid as a plank of fucking wood!
6. Fitz - February 25, 2010 11:42 PM
Where is the dilemma? It's clearly the robots that saw the awesomness of the dinosaur and recreated it to do their deeds! It's clearly an abomination and MUST be freed from his torment! DO not be fooled!
7. LickmyKing - February 26, 2010 1:38 AM
I'm still thinking about that finnneeee bit o ass watching TV
or something
8. Laurenzio - February 26, 2010 3:51 AM
Bwaahahaha love the Hook reference
9. Pat - February 26, 2010 8:33 AM
Is that WALL-E in the fifth picture? Poor WALL-E. First he had to deal with polluting humans; now, robo dinosaurs.
10. autobot85 - February 26, 2010 8:45 AM
Lego Grimlock?
11. robo-fock - February 26, 2010 9:30 AM
omfg - dino's . zelda & bacon thats ur fav topix , well - hard effort 4 me outsider - that pork-play&plastic-addicted ? ok and butts , but thats superficial unfucking biz tho - G.J. GW general - wtg ? not at all - post less toys pretty pls - but whos me again 2 care/dare/aware/flair
12. Jaja - February 26, 2010 9:55 AM
@11 - Please climb inside a vat of highly concentrated hydrochloric acid.
13. Steal This Webcomic - February 26, 2010 9:58 AM
EVE is going to beat the crap out of this robot (who still isn't as cool as Grimlock).
14. Durand - February 26, 2010 10:07 AM
Remember kids, a robot's still a robot. It's merely disguising itself as a dinosaur to win our approval.
15. DreamFolder - February 26, 2010 10:08 AM
Tie in a little Mindstorm action and you have the perfect home security device to protect your home from dinosaur sex obsessed burglars and boys who want to date your daughter to get at your son's Bionicle collection.
16. Jaded Icon - February 26, 2010 10:42 AM
Don't worry GW. I hate Peter Pan too! That cocky little kid. Someday, someday.........
17. HilaryIWantYou - February 26, 2010 11:04 AM
When the robots decide to kill us all they'll use bombs, guns and "knives and stabbing weapons". But they'll also unleash some robo-dinosaurs to kill some of us just to entertain themselves. Because robots with a sense of humor will just be that much worse!!!!
18. JADE - February 26, 2010 12:34 PM
Just wait till these bitches run the earth. Making them into a fun dino or some freaky dancing asian looking thing does not change the fact that they should be stopped and destroyed. It's all fun and games till someone looses an eye....just sayin
19. atheistgirl - February 26, 2010 3:16 PM
Reminds me of Zoids.
20. robo-dino my A$$ - February 26, 2010 7:09 PM
@ 12 - hey smart-arse - look at ur shabby fresh prince-Facebook ( peter griffin?? holy BS ) with a negro-name like urs ††† ur really up 2 the white-trash-agenda FFS - kiss butt-holes lil bot-slave !
21. Nick Sydney - February 26, 2010 8:41 PM
wow, talk about a paradox of interests
22. Balto-Boy - February 26, 2010 11:45 PM
I must agree with Fitz (post 6). In fact, Mr. Geekologie writer, this may be a warning. Perhaps this LEGO robo-dino is a demonstrative model that robot masterminds are using to prepare the production of THE REAL THING. They are using all things we hold dear and find awesome in hopes that we'll overlook the fact that it's still a robot, which develops the plan for our demise more and more everyday.
23. Seyri Film, Film izle, seyret - February 28, 2010 2:26 AM
o my good
24. Jezzabell - March 1, 2010 5:56 PM
IT'S A TRAP!
25. DragonLover - March 3, 2010 9:42 AM
OhMeGosh I need one to unleash upon my school and laugh hystericaly upon the burning, raging flames! MUAHAHAHAHA!