I Saw Him Jump The Turnstile!: Pigeon Subway Passenger Thinks He's Human

This is a video of a pigeon named Henry riding the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) and exiting at his desired stop. Allegedly it's a fairly common occurrence, as Henry has pigeon and dove bitches all over Toronto. Play on, playa! (Shit on me and I'll kill you)

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Thanks to kat, who trained Henry to sit on her shoulder. OMG, please tell me you wear an eyepatch!

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