Feb 18 2010Great, They're After Out Pets: The Litter Robot

The Litter Robot is a $330 mechanical litterbox that your cat will ignore and begin shitting behind the couch instead. I just ordered two (one for me, one for the dog). Basically the whole damn thing rotates and sifts the litter, depositing waste in a pan below the unit. It's simple, it's easy, it's robotic! I hate it. A testimonial:
I was so tickled by how fast she adjustedThursday, 21 January, 2010 | Category: Testimonials
I literally had to hold her back while I added litter to the unit. She immediately walked into the Litter Robot and proceeded to pee and poop...I even used a different litter and filled it all the way. Still she jumped right in and did not mind me watching.
LOLWUT?! That's one special litterbox! (I just ordered another for my female roommate)
Thanks to Pat, Greg and the people who sent me this a long time ago whose emails I couldn't find, this scoops for you. Oh, got a turd!

Reader Comments
1. jovon - February 18, 2010 3:29 PM
first
2. Pat - February 18, 2010 3:31 PM
I guess it's no wonder that Basement Cat is pictured in the demo photo.
3. Yotsuba - February 18, 2010 3:31 PM
Does it rocket your cat to the moon?
4. soundofbread - February 18, 2010 3:32 PM
*our pets
5. Brrrrian - February 18, 2010 3:32 PM
*OUT pets!
6. cocaineMIKE - February 18, 2010 3:37 PM
fuck all that noise. ive hade one of these for years and its worked fine. http://www.google.com/products/catalog?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=automatic+litter+box&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=11179324158702763746&ei=FqR9S9XbDIqulAf1hYjABQ&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCQQ8gIwAA#
7. jthei - February 18, 2010 3:51 PM
CatGenie for the win, not only scoops and sifts but cleans and flushes, sometimes I forget I even have a cat and I'll be damned if I can remember his name.
catgenie.com
8. FSU Tigers - February 18, 2010 3:52 PM
who gives a damn about cats? i can't believe people actually have little boxes inside their homes for these godless creatures.
9. Christina - February 18, 2010 3:54 PM
GW, I think you need to either stop drinking while writing posts, or proofread your shite. TITLE FAIL.
10. Christina - February 18, 2010 3:55 PM
and apparently I need to heed my own advice.
11. your mom is my whore - February 18, 2010 4:16 PM
1- i hate cats
2- our pets (retard)
3- i put 3 here so to teach you fucktards what number comes next
4- now your getting smart
@1 you need to die
talk shit back?? bluedolphin@yahoo.com
yea thats me hoes
12. Injut - February 18, 2010 4:17 PM
That ad looks like it's from the 70's!
13. Noddy - February 18, 2010 4:27 PM
@Christina -- I just thought you were a Limey or a Paddy.
14. John - February 18, 2010 4:28 PM
@11. You're. "Now you're getting smart."
15. nothing - February 18, 2010 4:49 PM
Yeah, this thing worked great for my cats for the first couple weeks until one of the fuckers decided it was a toy and wouldn't stop going in it every time the thing started turning. Needless to say, she broke it, and I came home from work to find cat shit spilling out of it. Damn robot-loving cat.
16. HilaryIWantYou - February 18, 2010 4:54 PM
The robots can have the cats. We don't need cats.
But if the robots come after my doggie we gonna fight...
17. michelle - February 18, 2010 5:07 PM
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DAMN TESIMONIAL I'VE HEARD IN A LONG ASS TIME.
18. mister pee body - u can watch me pee - February 18, 2010 5:13 PM
seriously... who the hell would own a cat?
19. Brrrrian - February 18, 2010 5:28 PM
www.kittybeef.com
20. cabbo - February 18, 2010 5:42 PM
I wonder if it can spin the cat?
21. jimmydogballz - February 18, 2010 5:42 PM
looks like one of those camera bubbles that you see hanging in walmart.
22. Blastphemer - February 18, 2010 5:43 PM
Yeah, but will it separate the stems and seeds?
Cat litter...pffft...what a waste of a perfectly good invention.
23. cabbo - February 18, 2010 5:46 PM
Wait, I thought the Cats and the Robots were at war? OH GOD NO THEY'VE TURNED ON US NOW.
Also, if Christina was a 'Paddy' as you put it (dear fucking god I hate that), then it would have been 'shoite'.
24. cabbo - February 18, 2010 5:47 PM
that's @13
25. cabbo - February 18, 2010 5:48 PM
'Made in the U.S.A.'
Yeah, take that, China.
26. Powerhydrant - February 18, 2010 6:31 PM
I'm so sick of this insipid robot bitching. It's old, GW. Nobody cares anymore.
27. Floatinglint - February 18, 2010 6:45 PM
I've had this thing for about four years now...COME ON GW get with the times!
28. bonzo420 - February 18, 2010 9:22 PM
well i wont lie- i've owned this for 2 years now and its worth every fuckin penny! and recommend this to all! :)
o and...
OLD!!!!!
~420~
29. StareClips.com - February 18, 2010 10:07 PM
LitterMaid combined with LitterWorks for the win. It has been around for years. You're just now getting around to commenting on these things? We're talking over ten years. Maybe the maker of this particular model just paid you to write an article about it? Sell out.
30. WA - February 19, 2010 12:15 AM
Yeah, I definitely have one too. It works fine. Just have to change the tray multiple times a week.
31. Noddy - February 19, 2010 12:31 AM
@23 >> What would you prefer? "Stupid mick"?
(They only say 'shoite' in da nart soid of Duublin. ;-) )
32. hookerpuncher - February 19, 2010 1:21 AM
We have one at work... I will take a video of it tomorrow! I think the cats are scared of it!
33. cabbo - February 19, 2010 5:54 AM
@32 All right, foine.
I'd prefer 'pehrson of Iorish Aouragin.'
Fuck it, you know what, I'm from the North, so I'd prefer 'Northern Irish guy'.
34. DrFood123 - February 19, 2010 7:57 AM
My Roommate DEFINITELY has this!
35. Stuart McCracken - February 19, 2010 10:22 AM
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7145/catuz.jpg
36. AC - February 19, 2010 12:47 PM
Seriously: litter robot saved my marriage. We have the black one, and call it The Death Star.
37. Nathan - February 19, 2010 3:15 PM
Have one of these going 3 years now. It's the only one that works and it's the best freaking use of a robot! Make it so I don't have to scoop crap.
38. Noddy - February 19, 2010 6:17 PM
@34 >> Hell, I'll call you anything you want since you play 'Zappa-influenced rock'.
Keep it greasy! ;-)
39. vroman - February 21, 2010 7:18 PM
One of my friends has too much money and bought this thing. His apartment still smells like cat shit.