Feb 26 2010Good Times: Robot Unicorn Attack, The Game
Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game from Adult Swim in which you control a robot unicorn in a quest to make its dreams come true (collect fairies and charge through giant stars?). It's highly addictive, and not just because of the soundtrack, although I dare you to come up with a better song. I suggest you all waste a few precious moments of your Friday work-day playing. Trust me -- you'll feel better about yourself knowing you stuck it to the man, if only for a minute. And speaking of sticking it to the man, check it -- I'm going to cover the back of my dress shirt in superglue and wait for my boss to initiate the ol' pat-on-the-back. When he does, he'll stick and I'll thrash around yelling "HE'S HITTING ME! ASSAULT, ASSAULT!!" Yep, this promotion's in the bag.
Thanks to Jeno, Drew, AJ, G33k, Gir, Isaac and jim, who have all avoided doing a lick of work today. *sniff* I'm just so proud.
Reader Comments
1. Gil - February 26, 2010 11:57 AM
I'd bang a Unicorn
2. JJDeal - February 26, 2010 12:02 PM
Ditto
3. Richard McBeef - February 26, 2010 12:05 PM
it's the song that really makes it.
4. Closet Nerd - February 26, 2010 12:11 PM
GW has been watching too much Fight Club lately....
"First rule of "Robot Unicorn Attack" is that YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT "Robot Unicorn Attack"..... just sayin"
5. naas - February 26, 2010 12:15 PM
robots & unicorns as a pair are right up there with muslims & bacon.... I just don't get it
6. Tennist0 - February 26, 2010 12:26 PM
wait...are we sure this is GW and not superficial writer? Completely hating on a dino robot...then LOVING A UNICORN ROBOT...WTF?
7. Derp - February 26, 2010 12:29 PM
I've played the game and it is cool... but sorta old news. I mean, it's a new game, but not brand new.
Eh. Regardless.
8. Felicia - February 26, 2010 12:30 PM
Love this game. Best game ever. I"m going to spend the rest of my life chasing after dreams with a robotic unicorn.
9. Tennist0 - February 26, 2010 12:31 PM
btw, top score as of now: 28442, only about 10games in and rapidly improving
28442 made up of:
first wish: 18792
2nd:4448
3rd:5202
Anyone up for GW comment area competition? Winner is highest score before 12:00 tonight.
10. PepperMonster - February 26, 2010 12:38 PM
OMG!! I AM SO ADDICTED TO THIS GAME!
my bf sent me the link, like, a week ago saying i "needed" to play it bc i *cough* collect unicorns *cough* and omg, it is so awesome! and addictive. >_> i dream that song now.
my bf hates his life now, bc i used to make him bacon sandwiches for when he would come over, now i'm just playing Robot Unicorn Attack.
HIS FAULT.
i havent slept in a week.
11. victor - February 26, 2010 12:55 PM
1st Run: 19250
2nd: 14500
3rd: 4456
Total: 38206
I have no life. This is nice.
12. Pat - February 26, 2010 12:59 PM
Is the soundtrack more addictive than the song at the end of "Ponyo"?
13. John - February 26, 2010 12:59 PM
Does anyone else sob uncontrollably while playing?
14. Mouser - February 26, 2010 1:00 PM
I'm surprised that you'd want people playing a game that promotes the happiness of a robot, unicorn or not, GW. Are you ill? Have THEY gotten to you?!
15. STOMPY - February 26, 2010 1:01 PM
@robot unicorn
http://i.imgur.com/ewClo.gif
16. stcroixtori - February 26, 2010 1:03 PM
HAHAHA this game is Bad A
17. Tennist0 - February 26, 2010 1:31 PM
@11: new best!
Unfortunatly...
My new HS:
first wish: 13,178
2nd: 12,070
3rd: 13,108
grand total: 38,356
:P
New Best!
18. ugly - February 26, 2010 1:45 PM
10,842 + 15,700 + 8,328 = 34,870. Fun game.
19. Ollie Williams - February 26, 2010 3:29 PM
I don't wanna sound queer or nothin', but unicorns are pretty kick ass.
20. Tennist0 - February 26, 2010 4:05 PM
@19 Spoken like a true man...hug?
21. atheistgirl - February 26, 2010 4:08 PM
That's a brilliant game, even with the robot part.
The song is Always by Erasure.
22. Tennist0 - February 26, 2010 4:11 PM
...*cheemmm* I mean, bro hug double-tap?
23. observant - February 26, 2010 4:22 PM
@13 that tickled my funny spot.
24. KT - February 26, 2010 4:43 PM
Best score I ever got on this game was 43.686. Erasure is the only thing keeping me playing this game, because I keep blowing myself up and getting annoyed.
25. observant - February 26, 2010 5:33 PM
also, it took three of us, but we figured out you could bust through those stars! scores doubled!!!!!!
hold oooon to the niiiiiight.......
my Z button is burned out, thanks GW.
26. eric carter - February 26, 2010 5:35 PM
14126+ 25622 + 10398 = 50146
Not even my highest score and also on the board they have some insane scores my highest score on this game is
76516
not very impressive. and I started playing this game when I saw the commecercial and yes the song is now ebedded inside my head.
27. mia - February 26, 2010 6:14 PM
the dolphins kill me
28. JulieA - February 26, 2010 6:58 PM
Best Game Ever.
29. Alex - February 26, 2010 10:09 PM
http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx133/evanscommaalex/Screenshots/HISCORE.png
SUCK IT. 80536.
Thanks, Geek, now I'll never stop.
30. yo_frawggeh - February 27, 2010 2:49 AM
my friend sent me that link last night, and i was addicted withing five minutes. its so stupid and annoying, but I CANT STOP
31. muhabbet - February 27, 2010 3:57 AM
thanky
32. Luke - February 27, 2010 6:57 PM
they should have picked the song buffalo bill dances too in silence of the lambs. goodbye horses by q lazzarus
33. Paolo Valentine - February 27, 2010 8:42 PM
WOW! This game is amazing! Let me just start off by saying that unicorns are 100% real and I love them so much! I actually have unicorn decorations all around my house ;) Also, don't even get me started on robots. I entered the 5th annual Robot Building competition and came in a close 2nd place. Slap me in the face and call me spanky but robots and unicorns are just a perfect match. Keep up the great work Adult Swim! PS: I absolutely LOOOVE Family Guy! Tootles!
34. your all losers - February 28, 2010 1:46 AM
@1+2 i bet you would bang any thing or any one
35. Seyri Film, Film izle, seyret - February 28, 2010 2:26 AM
thanks sure
www.seyrifilm.com
nasıl ? (:
36. jizzy chrizzy - February 28, 2010 1:40 PM
LOL Paolo Valentine, you're gay
37. mike - March 1, 2010 8:20 AM
DUDE i just lost the game!
I HATE YOU ROBOT PONY THING!
38. s - March 1, 2010 10:49 AM
a bigg FUCK YOU to everyone who hates this game
39. Zing! - March 1, 2010 3:25 PM
@35 You have a shriveled penis.
40. Greg D. - March 1, 2010 11:02 PM
First Wish: 36555
Second Wish: 32410
Third Wish: 40198
Total Score: 109163
Kicks all of your asses.
That doesn't mean, however, that I don't wanna be with you... and make-believe with you...
♪ AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OH LOVE~ AAAAAAAAAALWAYS ♫
41. Robot Unicorn Attack - March 7, 2010 3:45 PM
Play Robot Unicorn Attack? Enter the high score weekly contest to win $250.00 gift card of your choice. Highest score wins!!!! http://www.robotunicornattackcontest.webs.com goodluck!
42. matthew - March 10, 2010 2:39 PM
SHUT THEHELL UP YOUGUYS ARE ALLLLLLLL LOSERS U FAGGOTS
43. Tennist0 - March 13, 2010 3:05 PM
@26...you are a robot unicorn god among us. I just reached a new high score of 40,686
44. juckto - March 18, 2010 11:54 PM
Holy shit, these are the scores people have been getting? Looks like I really, really should have submitted my 132,706
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/juckto/Temp/unicorn.jpg
Always, and forever
45. Mexiguy - March 25, 2010 10:12 PM
My highest one-wish score is 54,158... its was on a 3rd wish. The rest of the wishes sucked balls.
46. Tiana - April 14, 2010 9:57 PM
heeey there i like you hair;
who does yoour hair ?
i wanna go there.
47. FuzzyK - April 20, 2010 5:17 AM
My heighest score is 98,000 or more on it!! It took my no tiome at all on my 4th or 5th go I got 64,000 I love this game!!!