Good Stuff: OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew!!

OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is a website featuring a space squirrel with a laser gun. When you click he shoots a laser beam and makes a noise. I can't say it's a genuine "pew", but I still give it a B for better than the sound of a car alarm. Also, you may be wondering if OMG Laser Guns Pew Pew Pew is even worthy of a Geekologie post. And, if you are, you belong in a f***ing insane asylum. Here, can you see this -- can you see what I'm doing? I'm circling my ear with one finger and pointing at you with another while I roll my eyes. That means you're crazy.

OMG LASER GUNS PEW PEW PEW

Thanks to Pepe-Le-PEW-PEW, who once fell in love with a flashlight thinking it was a laser blaster. You poor bastard.

• Life In Space: A Star Trek-y Sci-Fi Comedy

  October 19, 2010

  Note: Worthwhile 1:30 trailer after the jump. Slightly NSFW due to a censored wiener. Life In Space is a sci-fi comedy show made by my friend Tyson. I've known him since I was five or six so I'll vouch for him despite the fact he beat me in the face swinging at a piñata at ... / Continue →
• Where Were The Aliens?: CG Flyby Of Mars

  March 17, 2010

  This is being billed as the most accurate flyby of Mars. Which, Jesus, you know things are shitty when the most accurate flyby of Mars is entirely CG. The flyby uses 3D data gathered from HiRISE, the 0.5-meter reflecting telescope on board NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. ... / Continue →
• Pew Pew Pew!: Homemade Blu-Ray Phaser Pops Balloons From Across The Room

  January 18, 2010

  Remember the homemade Blu-Ray laser-phaser I POSTED WAY BACK IN DECEMBER 2007? Well here's a video of the thing popping balloons from at least eight or ten feet. Ooh, ooh -- do my eyes next! Starfleet Command has discovered a planet full of vicious balloons, and Jay "Scotty"... / Continue →