Feb 22 2010Genius, Pure Genius: The Cooler Beach Chair
The $60 All-In-One chair is the very legitimate lovechild of a portable cooler and folding beach chair. I don't know about it truly being "all-in-one" because it doesn't look motorized and I don't see an iPod dock or speakers, but maybe they're hidden in the arm rests or something. At any rate, it holds ice, beer, magazines and that ass. It has a roll cover that separates you from the cold beverages but I still wouldn't throw yourself down too hard because longneck beer bottles can and will steal your butt's v-card. Which, funny story: for spring break one year I went to Cancun with a bunch of buddies and whenever a friend passed out early we'd wedge a Corona bottle up his ass. Sometimes I feigned sleep! Good times.
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All-In-One Chair combines comfortable seating with a cooler [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. phil - February 22, 2010 7:11 PM
LOL
2. Lain - February 22, 2010 7:15 PM
That's all nice and all, but does it come in black?
3. Ch4p3l - February 22, 2010 7:17 PM
GW prob came back with a sixer in his acehole! Ahgagagagagaga!!
4. lain - February 22, 2010 7:18 PM
LMAO. "All nice and all." Whoops.
5. Richard McBeef - February 22, 2010 7:26 PM
This will be the perfect excuse next time I show up at the ER with a beer bottle up my ass.
6. MikeZ - February 22, 2010 7:39 PM
So you'll freeze your ass off and have fart-flavored Coke?
7. Free Games Right HERE - February 22, 2010 7:42 PM
looks a little uncomfortable...
8. iCuppedYourCake - February 22, 2010 8:18 PM
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9. iCuppedYourCake - February 22, 2010 8:19 PM
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10. iCuppedYourCake - February 22, 2010 8:20 PM
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11. iCuppedYourCake - February 22, 2010 8:21 PM
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12. iCuppedYourCake - February 22, 2010 8:21 PM
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13. Blake - February 22, 2010 8:55 PM
Because you want to drink your buddy's Swass??
I'm good thanks...
14. lee harless - February 22, 2010 9:46 PM
I see happy lawyers in the future!
15. Lee - February 22, 2010 10:00 PM
I'd rather sit next to someone with it so he can get up every time i want a beer.
16. Demi - February 22, 2010 10:04 PM
cool idea bad implementation (ooh big word)
what if some fatty sits on it and breaks it?
17. Jordan - February 22, 2010 10:46 PM
it's nice and all, but you still have to get up to grab a beer
18. sonniea - February 23, 2010 1:25 AM
holy first failed.
so once all the beers are gone and the ice melted is there a seat or does the ass just get lodged in the empty hole? cuz then you'll have a drunk stuck in a chair.
to make it "all in one" they should line the bottom of the cooler part with a bed pan/bowl. that way if a drunk gets stuck he can still piss himself and not ruin the chair.
19. Zanuha - February 23, 2010 1:48 AM
Whatever you do, don't fart when you're sitting on it.
20. cabbo - February 23, 2010 7:29 AM
Hmmm, a deck chair filled with poof juice.
To answer a few questions, you can see that there is a roll-out flap. It looks like it's a zip mechanism. It's the cylindrical thing resting on the back of the chair.
21. lookaze - February 23, 2010 9:47 AM
balls freeze off. enjoy the pain.
22. Jaded Icon - February 23, 2010 10:23 AM
Not sure how I like all that ice next to my balls.....and what happens if you get up and someone unzips the seat for a beer? Then you have wet, ice cold balls and beer that tastes like ass......
23. GiNa - February 23, 2010 12:36 PM
Would it hurt yur ass checks..yez! But all youhave to do is buy one of thoses cushion things they sell that you bring to outdoor sport events and BOOM perfection, then tape yur IPOD dock to one of the sides and then it is really heaven.
24. JADE - February 23, 2010 2:30 PM
So when your drunk uncle passes out in the chair because the coolness just felt so good on his balls. How are you suppossed to get your damn beer. And do you even want it all covered in Uncle Bills ass flavors ...............just sayin
25. GOD - February 23, 2010 5:11 PM
that is not genius. you have to stand up so you can get to the booze. i demand a redesign!
26. HavtaPee - February 23, 2010 9:51 PM
Doubles as a beach porta-potty?