Genius Website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Tom Selleck is arguably one of the most attractive men ever created in my likeness. So you couple his natural panty-wetting capabilities with an awe-inspiring waterfall and a delicious sandwich, and BAM!: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, a website that features pictures perfectly described by its name. But, WARNING: You'll never be able to look at a cheesesteak or Niagara Falls again without wishing you were riding Magnum's mustache. And that's not a bad thing.

Hit the jump for a couple more examples and another link to the website.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Thanks to lil co., who's gonna help me launch Unicorn Moon Pizza and make a fortune. Also, out hardcore.

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