Feb 3 2010Geekologie Fans Cover Friend In Raw Bacon
A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I'm basically a super handsome 'Make a Wish' foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation:
We had the brilliant idea d' to buy for 37 dollar of bacon and to do something with that nobody n' could have made. moin d' has; to be insane or belong to Philwillpic (thus insane) We did that to send photograph on the site of www.geekologie.com for qu' they appear for finally carrying out one of our great dream, to be on geekology!!! Thank you with - neilmu- for the fauleuse song qu' it has to grant to us to take
Apparently they cooked and ate the bacon after, which is pretty gross, but I would have done the same thing. Shit, one time I ate a strip of bacon after it fell off my plate and bounced under the stove. It was hairy. Money shot at 1:55, but you're gonna want to stop watching around 2:05, because things get strangely homoerotic after that. You've been warned (I watched it twice!).
Thanks william and phil, but you should have cooked him.
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Reader Comments
1. Terry - February 3, 2010 1:08 PM
first
2. catch22 - February 3, 2010 1:08 PM
FRENCH CANADIANS ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE REAL THING
shouldnt it have been "canadian" bacon?
3. poop - February 3, 2010 1:11 PM
I farted
4. Andrew - February 3, 2010 1:11 PM
Not very impressed.
I'd have done it 100% naked and then sunbathed all day in Egypt under some sort of sun magnifying glass to cook it and then I'd have ate it off myself.
Softcore.
1.3/10
5. Yoog - February 3, 2010 1:18 PM
@2 What the rest of the world seems to call Canadian Bacon is called ham over here. I don't know wtf is wrong with the rest of the world.
6. andi72 - February 3, 2010 1:23 PM
actually, what we call Canadian bacon is actually back bacon, or peameal... not ham
7. PICARD (the guy who's cover - February 3, 2010 1:26 PM
YAYYYYY FINALLY WE'RE THERE
8. Ickorus - February 3, 2010 1:33 PM
Now they need to cook the him and we shall feast!
9. clark - February 3, 2010 1:34 PM
I mean, I like your website and all, but most of your 'hardcore' fans are idiots.
10. Dan - February 3, 2010 1:37 PM
Bravo les gars tabarnak!
11. Closet Nerd - February 3, 2010 1:41 PM
I once wrapped my penis in bacon, just to get some fat chick to play with it
12. will - February 3, 2010 1:47 PM
siiiiickkk ! thx :)
13. viewtiful zig - February 3, 2010 1:51 PM
Now let's fry the bastard.
14. Byrd - February 3, 2010 2:04 PM
I agree with 4. Should have done it naked. Especially with the one doing all the talking at the beginning. He was cute.
15. atheistgirl - February 3, 2010 2:05 PM
Damn, he had clothes on!
16. Max Boivin - February 3, 2010 2:24 PM
That was a small step for us, french canadian, but a giant leap for you, freaking creepy geek!! We are awesome!! Come to Quebec and spend your money... (Legal drinking age: 18)
17. Injut - February 3, 2010 2:34 PM
@9: You are 100% correct.
This site is cool, but the hardcore fans are complete losers. This is a site to waste 5 minutes of my day. That's it.
18. Photocopier - February 3, 2010 3:23 PM
@11
play with (read: Bite off)
you sick fetishist
19. Angel Mass - February 3, 2010 3:32 PM
How is the superficial writer not involved into this?
20. jodie - February 3, 2010 3:52 PM
@19 That would have to involve bacon covered breasts..or a bacon-kini.
21. Closet Nerd - February 3, 2010 4:09 PM
@18 OUCH!!!!
Thanks, now I am COMPLETELY flaccid..... thanks a lot
22. r k - February 3, 2010 4:27 PM
this is what we should do to to the terrorists we catch.
...sizzle sizzle...
23. E.T. - February 3, 2010 7:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FEUfkmJQuA
enough said
24. Bakk - February 3, 2010 7:37 PM
Hey...here's the more exact translation:
For both the description AND video...so here:
We had the brilliant idea to buy for 37$ of bacon and to do something nobody would do unless you're crazy or part of phillwillpic (so, crazy). We did this to send pictures to geekologie to appear there so that we finally achieve one of our dreams, be on geekologie !!!
the rest is juste a thank for the sond
Here's the video
-Hi everybody! Today we had a video idea, to be on geekologie.com, if you dont know what it is go on www.geekologie.com
-Geek-o-lo-giiiii dot com
-There
-There
-Geekologie.com
-TINK
*Laughs*
-Yeah so this is it, on this site there's full of geek things, useless and...
-And he likes bacon
-And he LOVE bacon, ESPECIALLY, loves bacon, *giberish*
-MUCH, in fact
-Ok so
-MUCH
-Yeah...So we're in Frederic Francoeur's basement
-And he sleeps
-Yup, sometimes
-So we bought eh....
-Fourteen
-Yeah fourteen bacon packs
-It looks like that
*shows the bacon*
-So, eh, well, eh...you'll see what we'll do with that
-In a moment!
-Yeh
-BYYEEE
-Hope we'll be on geekologie, hope for us
...
-Fuckin' crappy video
wtf is CANADIAN Bacon?
Bacon is bacon that's it, no?
25. wanks - February 3, 2010 9:53 PM
1 he was wearing a trash bag which shouldnt count
2 they are french canadian...so fuck them!!
26. Joannie - February 3, 2010 10:10 PM
BRAVO MA GANG DE FOU! jvous aime esti ! :)
xx
27. Daph - February 3, 2010 10:14 PM
Wtf.... You guys are allll fuckking angry or idk about french canadian but you should see what people are saying bout american and about english canadian....But seriously, theres the half of the earth that hate americans....So dont go and say L fuck you french canadians.
And i loovee the video ^^
28. Gen - February 3, 2010 11:13 PM
Hey bravo les gars!
29. Gorramit - February 4, 2010 12:29 AM
So, it may just be me, but when I hear someone speaking French I find it extremely difficult to take them seriously. This only happens with French though. Any other language, no problem, but when it's French I just can't help but laugh.
30. E.T. - February 4, 2010 1:31 AM
WOW THey'll be masturbating to this all their life ""!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow what a summit in personnal accomplishments and what a step for humanity !!! Go buy some beer instead. get lives and meet girls or stay gay, whatever. Donig shit like this is the reason why our children and grandchildren will hate us in the future. "Lâchez-pas"
I guess it's trendy to do stuff for the sake of a blog or youtube or some reallly interesting people that's gonna go WOW YOU'RE ON INTERNET WOW ! You're probly a star ! you might pick-up dumb chicks. I guess it's a plan. and I hope you ate the pork after.
31. will - February 4, 2010 2:10 AM
@ E.T #30
i think you have and incredibly big ego. just watch the damn thing and comment constructive things not something worthless about what you think. you''ll maybe make it to geekologie too one day,.. dont give up :')
32. Gremlinique - February 4, 2010 8:05 AM
Bravo les gars! Pas nécessairement le vidéo le plus flatteur pour nous les québécois, mais ça illustre bien notre amour pour le bacon :-)
Just sad to see how some of our southern neighbors are closed mind (mostly racist) when it is time to admit there is french people / culture in North America… and we are first Quebecers... not french canadian !!!
Gremlinique de Gatineau
33. titsonsnack - February 4, 2010 9:52 AM
On behalf of all Canadians i would like to apologize for this video. It is neither cool nor funny. Homeboy didn't even put the bacon on naked. And shut up, french guy who posted above me. Nobody likes you, not even the rest of us Canadians.
34. picard - February 4, 2010 10:33 AM
We dont care about every person who said we're some stupid people or jerk.... At least US we can be proud of our nation...not like YOUR terroriste nation....Je suis fier d'etre québécois pis d'etre apparu sur geekologie.
@24 thx for the translation
35. picard - February 4, 2010 10:37 AM
oh and by the way...we have Celine Dion BITCHES
36. Ekat - February 4, 2010 11:13 AM
Ok faque là il faut qu'y aille des filles Québécoises qui fassent qqchose d'aussi con...
37. utuber - February 4, 2010 11:32 AM
I posted how ghey they were on the utube site and they cried their eyes out!
fags
38. utuber - February 4, 2010 11:35 AM
Here are their faggy comments. cry me a river you french pussies.
fxcxcrunner
You have something against people who speak French? I'm bilingual and I don't see anything wrong with the language. Also calm down, why does it matter if they covered him with garbage bags before they put the bacon on?
svar fran mangethegamer
Well, atleast they are not fags like you
39. melolonta - February 4, 2010 12:14 PM
Is that Kevin???
Kevin Bacon =V
40. JS - February 4, 2010 12:37 PM
@33 : Like we love the rest of you Canadians.
I have to admit that sometimes I catch my self daydreaming about the day I can leave Montréal to go live in Saskatoon, where I can mingle with fat'n'hairy farmer chicks and dumb@ss rednecks like you...I bet you voted for Harper so he could tell the rest of the world that in Canada there's a lot of people like you with racist and retarded values.
41. E.T. - February 4, 2010 12:57 PM
Still, I agree with everyone who says this video is not funny nor cool nor a good representation of what French Canadian people can do. Yes there are morons everywhere. Pretty soon we'll see idiots from Ontario filming themselves getting f*cked by robots just to get on this notorious blog.
42. plut - February 4, 2010 5:09 PM
what is the difference between murdering a human being, cutting them up and then wrapping themselves up in them...... and this youtube video right here? what's that? you .. you want to completely ignore what I just said and pretend there is a difference? ok, maybe one day us humans will get a clue
43. library_girl - February 6, 2010 12:13 AM
eh hem... they're kinda hot... just sayin'.....
44. Nora - February 7, 2010 12:56 AM
Im pretty sure the guy being covered in Bacon is my cousin *facepalm*
45. Nerissa - February 8, 2010 2:38 PM
That's nothing - over a year ago I covered my roommate with bacon so it looked like a bikini.
She was naked underneath - eat that bacon boy.
46. kevin wesley - February 8, 2010 4:40 PM
they should of let dogs come and eat the pig and fight it out over the weiner
47. kevin wesley - February 8, 2010 4:41 PM
they should of let dogs come and eat the pig and fight it out over the weiner
48. Fitz - February 8, 2010 11:04 PM
You have brought shame to our people! (vous avez amener la honte sur notre peuple Québecois!)
Mais on vous aime quand même :P
49. Daph - February 9, 2010 12:53 AM
ooh my god. So many racist. And why is that video bringing > on Quebecers? Its only a video. Thats it. Not a big deal. You guys are looking for problems where there's not!
and the guy with the bacon is my boyfriend (L)
Je t'aime MAP
50. me! - February 24, 2010 10:59 PM
When I was in high school a girl got naked at a party and let us put bacon all over her. I SWEAR TO GOD!
check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PdfAKZ-KNk