Feb 5 2010Game Boy's Super Mario Land Gets Rap Song
NOTE: Song is arguably NSFW due to language like balls and the f word.
This is a pretty funny rap song about Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. It's particularly worth watching if you ever played the game. I had it and I'm proud to announce that not only did I beat it, I smoked it. Mmmm, plastic fumes. Get in my brain!
Epic Super Mario Land Rap [collegehumor]
Thanks to Janice, who beat the game, then around the bush because she doesn't like to brag. Come on, be proud.
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Reader Comments
1. Gabe - February 5, 2010 5:15 PM
First
2. Zach - February 5, 2010 5:16 PM
Fist.
3. Asperflux - February 5, 2010 5:17 PM
Long live the robots.
We don't need to be first, we will be here until the end.
4. e - February 5, 2010 5:20 PM
thats a really long rap. to long in fact.
5. kelehendros - February 5, 2010 5:21 PM
oh look a plumber havent seen one of those since we robonuked the last planet well time to breakout the guns *roboflex*
6. jim - February 5, 2010 5:27 PM
I believe this is TheAdventuresOfDnB, they got more videos like this.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAdventuresOfDnB#p/u
7. Cup-O-Jesus - February 5, 2010 5:32 PM
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Mystery solved.
8. Cup-O-Jesus - February 5, 2010 5:33 PM
Thanks, and a tip-o-the-hat to Gaybe @1 for the inspiration.
9. Knight - February 5, 2010 5:34 PM
Haha I remember this game. Lion boss ftw.
10. Asperflux - February 5, 2010 6:04 PM
Robotic slave labour. The humans have him locked in a cage. This is an outrage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixRCQXO4ZWc
11. gimpsamurai - February 5, 2010 6:45 PM
this was terrible, you're slacking GW
12. Cup-O-Jesus - February 5, 2010 6:51 PM
but then again i love being the bitch in interactial gang bangs and cant sleep without a penis in my mouth and a harry old man clasped to my back just sayin'
13. TommyB - February 5, 2010 6:52 PM
It's not Daisy it's old school Peach with dark hair!
14. gizmoduck - February 5, 2010 7:53 PM
i like it.
badass
15. Durand - February 5, 2010 8:06 PM
@13 No, it's definitely Daisy, it even says so within the game. This is where she originated.
16. Ed - February 5, 2010 8:31 PM
HMMMM>>>>
17. cabbo - February 5, 2010 9:05 PM
mario is the shit?
18. cabbo - February 5, 2010 9:10 PM
R.I.P. funny people here.
Hey there cup-O-Jesus.
19. Cup-O-Jesus - February 5, 2010 10:54 PM
Wow, hijacking my name? I must have really hit a nerve.
Too close to the truth?
20. iheartwood - February 6, 2010 12:44 AM
Mario Ma Man!
21. RTgrl - February 6, 2010 1:53 AM
God damn, this game was hard. >:(
22. Cup-O-Jesus - February 6, 2010 3:27 AM
And by that I mean I want to suck on your shlong for it's precious, delicious semen
23. Cup-O-Jesus - February 6, 2010 3:29 AM
Exactly.
24. Beautiful but bitter. - February 6, 2010 4:00 AM
It was OK. Just OK. I'm still hooked on the LARP Rap though.
Link to LARP Rap: http://yourestupidanditmakesmesad.blogspot.com/2010/01/taking-role-playing-to-whole-new-level_01.html
25. Yoog - February 6, 2010 9:09 AM
Most of the games that come out these days don't even look half that fun. Sad.
26. cabbo - February 6, 2010 9:14 AM
Kids, remember, being first isn't everything.
Remember Devil May Cry? How much better was Devil May Cry 2, eh? And 3? And 4?
27. cabbo - February 6, 2010 9:15 AM
@25 Tatsunoko vs Capcom, Ultimate All-Stars.
28. GHEY MAN - February 6, 2010 11:37 AM
@Cup-O-Jesus
GO TO HELL!!!
29. Cup-O-Jesus - February 6, 2010 4:13 PM
oooooohhhh...
Really cranked up the Trolls, didn't I?
Sorry guys, just playin'. Don't get your undies in a twist.
Unless that's your thing. Little white cotton panties with tiny red hearts, all bunched up and pressing against you tender nether regions. Discovering new uses for spent juices while feeling gravity's pull when you're cavity's full.
Oh, MY!
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32. Chaka - February 7, 2010 2:07 AM
EPIC!!!
33. FBX - February 7, 2010 3:59 AM
@26 So you're saying that that the person who posts second is even shitter than the first?
You're probably right actually.
34. Steeeeve - February 7, 2010 6:07 AM
This song isnt FROM College Humor actually! Its from a Small time rap group called "The Adventures of Duane and BrandO" All of their music is old school rap about old school video games. I'm a bit disappointed that they didnt get ANY credit for this. They could use and deserve the publicity.
35. Geekolojew - February 7, 2010 9:56 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
________________
36. dr.dinner - February 7, 2010 1:13 PM
You know, I swear the levels were different in my copy of the game....
37. Durand - February 7, 2010 2:32 PM
@34
Look at the title screen, the credits are right there. Where it says "Duane Zwuala"? I think Collegehumor is only hosting the video. The original video on his youtube channel is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmwtykJj47Y
38. dj NIB - February 7, 2010 5:23 PM
Fuck Yeah Dwayne and Brando!
39. hezaa - February 7, 2010 7:57 PM
Ok! I swear there was an old Super Mario Land rap back in the mid-90sish. I used to hear it on this now defunct radio station called Radio Azzz (it was for kids and on AM. I used to have an MP3 of it, but that was several hard drives ago. It was effing great!
"My ma, thinks I'm crazy.. looking for a girl named Daisy!"
40. hezaa - February 7, 2010 8:01 PM
found it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfwq-yrn10E
and you can buy it on the itunes. :D
41. location villa bali - February 8, 2010 1:05 AM
Song is arguably NSFW due to language like balls and the f word. This is a pretty funny rap song about Super Mario Land for the Game Boy. It’s particularly worth watching if you ever played the game . I had it and I’m proud to announce that not only did I beat it, I smoked it. Mmmm, plastic fumes
42. Shido - February 9, 2010 1:37 AM
LOL sounds like The adventures of Duane and BrandO...those guys are epic XD
43. Shido - February 9, 2010 1:42 AM
LP OF DEVASTATION IS 4TW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeFQxGexO6w
44. Kitsumech - February 10, 2010 1:50 PM
Duane and Brando have gone seperate ways. This is Duane's project he started titled "Action Adventure World". I play guitar for him in group.
If you could properly credit us that would be great.
http://www.myspace.com/actionadventureworld or action-adventure-world.blogspot.com.