Feb 18 2010For The Ladies: A Purse That Grows Plants
I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good. They like, photosynthesize and stuff and that's good for us because of something to do with nitrous oxide. Ha, did I say nitrous? I did, and I meant it. Oh my God it sounds like I'm in a spaceship. Quick, pull my teeth!
Woolly Vagabond is the living breathing handbag. He gracefully hangs from the ceiling and stands on the table. Best of all, he travels about town. He's your personal breath of fresh air and will accompany you to the museum, on picnics and out to dinner.
Just like all Pockets, Woolly Vagabond promotes healthy plant growth via breathable sides which release excess moisture and aerate soil. He also has a built-in moisture barrier to help keep your car seat and café table dry.
A Woolly Vagabond will set you back $150. Alternatively, head down to the bus station and pick one up for free. Cross your fingers for a junkie! I managed to pick one that already smells like fertilizer. I'm gonna grow weed in him!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a link to the product site.
Thanks to rox, who used to know a girl who grew mushrooms in her vagina. Rox, that is f***ing disgusting.
Reader Comments
1. Jaja - February 18, 2010 2:33 PM
First :D
2. UnpaidParkingTickets - February 18, 2010 2:35 PM
This reminds me of a time when I pissed in my neighbors plant after a night out drinking.
3. Dan - February 18, 2010 2:36 PM
This plant is obviously poisonous. A female is holding it.
4. Jaja - February 18, 2010 2:44 PM
Sorry I had to go wipe the pearly white tears of joy from professor long.
Getting two first posts in a row was just too much for me ;D
5. Mr. Stranger - February 18, 2010 2:46 PM
Alexander McQueen is turning is his grave right now.
6. VOID - February 18, 2010 2:51 PM
cha cha cha chi purse!!!!!!!!! XD
7. LSDiesel - February 18, 2010 3:19 PM
DO WANT!
8. Steal This Webcomic - February 18, 2010 3:22 PM
Wow, this is the dumbest thing ever. Next to that LITE BRITE lamp, anyway.
I take it back - screw pepper spray - the ladies could grow a cactus in one of these and swing it around like a mace for self defense from depraved perverts that ogle them from dark corners . . . GW I'm looking in your general direction.
9. Scissorcake - February 18, 2010 3:51 PM
She looks more like a vagrant than a vagabond.
10. Christina - February 18, 2010 3:53 PM
This is only nifty if it actually has room for wallets, etc in it. Otherwise, LAME.
11. St Cup o' Water - February 18, 2010 3:56 PM
I like her shoes
12. B - February 18, 2010 4:58 PM
Well this is misleading and disappointing. It's not really a purse at all. You can't store your wallet and keys in it...just a plant. Boo.
13. cabbo - February 18, 2010 5:52 PM
"Excuse me, do you need some fertilizer in there?"
*squats over bag and takes shit
14. cabbo - February 18, 2010 6:00 PM
Hey Jaja - be funny. Or discover the world of flash games on Newgrounds - much more fun that constantly trying to get the first post and then boasting about it.
I'm not sure why anyone thinks this is a good idea. To me it's more like an extreme case of Botanophilia.
Speaking of which; Botany Bay...
Botany Bay?
Oh.. NO!
15. cabbo - February 18, 2010 6:00 PM
*Botaniphile
16. fadgwfeg - February 18, 2010 6:00 PM
her heels make me horny
17. Lisa - May 6, 2010 5:41 PM
It's like your own personal air purifier too! Plants are great for helping clean the air and lift spirits, even if it looks crazy!
18. jordan kicks - June 25, 2010 4:41 PM
this is nice
19. rickey - June 25, 2010 4:45 PM
this is such a very good article..... cosmetic products