Tired of clutching a dog-eared copy of New Moon to your bosom to fall asleep at night? Well fear not, pathetic, because now you can buy $35 homemade Twilight character "manllows".
For all the twilight [sic] crazed lonely women in the world, Jacob Black is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Jacob Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Don't worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.
No. No no no no no. "Twilight dummy" jokes aside, you've got to admit these have nothing on my Legolas manllow. Isn't that right, my sexy little archer? You shot me right through the heart.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the travesty.
Worst Idea Ever: Twilight-Themed "Manllows" (Half Man/Half Pillow) [slashfilm]
Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly, the Covergirl face is a nice touch. The one breast not so much. YOU HAVE TO BE GENTLE!
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For once, I'm at a loss for words. But not bullets.
LOL Swastika Tattoo [buzzfeed]
Thanks to stephen, who went all Inglourious Bastards on this guy.... / Continue →
I've seen girlfriend pillows before but nothing as sad and pathetic looking as this one. I mean, she doesn't even have a head. Or two arms. And why do her breasts look like two softballs? But on the upside, she is wearing a dishwashing glove so she probably knows her way ar... / Continue →