Finally!: Armored Golf Carts Now Available
Let's face it, golf courses aren't as safe as they used to be. So I'll be damned if I'm cruising around the links in an unprotected buggy. Thankfully, now there's the $45K Anti-Terrorist Assault Cart (Atac). *thwack* Fore! GO GO GO!!
It weighs just under half a tonne, has bullet-proof windows and contains numerous firing ports. Furthermore it is able to negotiate corridors and lifts.
Metaltech says the squat and heavily armoured vehicle can also withstand grenade blasts and last for six hours on a single charge - with a top speed of 25km/h (15mph).
Sure being able to withstand grenade blasts is a huge plus, but I feel like those tires are just begging to be popped. I mean, for $45K I was expecting tank treads. Which, haha, of course I'd still drive on the greens! Jesus, it's not like I'm gonna do donuts (unless I par).
'Anti-terror buggy' unveiled by firm in India [bbcnews]
Thanks to Mr. H, who developed a crush on Ms. I because they always had to sit next to each other in homeroom.
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