DO WANT!: Giant T-Rex Garden Statues
Looking for the perfect garden sculpture to accentuate your backyard? Well look no further, my dino-loving friends, because TOSCANO Designs has you covered, thanks to this Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue. "GW, DIIIIIIIINNER TIME!" CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY, GOD!
At 22 feet long and 11 feet tall, this Jurassic-sized replica is the largest sculpture we have ever offered! Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent!
Oh. Hell. Yes. Each statue is built to order and costs $7,500. A little steep, I know, but nothing you can't afford. So go ahead and get one. Then I'm going to need your address. Also, I suggest you build a 20-foot privacy fence. KIDDING -- I don't care who sees!
Thanks to uglybuckling, who has a face even a mother can't love. But his pecs, my god those pecs.
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